Draco awakens.. Where is he....................................... OH GOD HE'S ON THE FREEWAY
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Draco scrambles off the side of that one highway and flops straight onto a red car.
"AAAYYY GET OFF OF MY CAR!!" a man with a new yorker accent screams
Skittish like a cat, Draco jumps car to car until finally finding himself on the sidewalk, everyone around him staring in shock. They begin to take out their phones to-"YOU IMMATURE CRETINS SNAP ONE PHOTO OF ME AND I'LL BITE ALL OF YOUR GUYS'S FACES OFF IUERHGBKJERBGJHSBFHJSEFN" and everybody slowly put their phones away. Draco... IS ENRAGED NOW!!!! He can't believe Disney would do this to him. That stupid rat! He runs into the mickey and friends parking lot.
"Hey what the-" an employee tries to warn others but is too appalled to speak. Draco jumps off the side of the building into the place where you board the trams. Everybody screeches and moves out of the way of this feral animal.
"APPARATIONAMATION!!!" Draco teleports to the front of the line in town hall.
Everybody behind him starts complaining but Draco doesn't care.
"I MUST SPEAK TO MICKEY MOUSE HIMSELF." he demands towards the worker.
"Say the magic words!!!" she winks
"Wh.,....,uh........ Please?" Draco gives her a weird look
"WRONG!!!!!!!!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!!!" Draco gets thrown outside of the Town Hall. Quickly, other guests turn to stare at him. They quickly realize it was the menace who destroyed the mickey mouse statue, caused the death of 11 people, and broke into Captain Hook's Galley. They start chasing after him, quickly, the Mickey Men and Donald Dudes are on his tail THE CHASE IS ON. All of the park's appropriate music has ended, and has been replaced with Yakety Sax on loop.
Draco runs out of Mainstreet and straight into FantasyLand, stealing a horse from one of the carts on the way. He rides straight across the Prince Charming Regal Carrousel, destroying many of the fake horses. He front flips off of his horse and runs straight through Casey Jr, finding himself at Dumbo. He looks around, horrified. The entire amusement park and staff is on his tail.
He runs into the Matterhorn, where nobody follows him in. Except for one man. The sound of Yakety Sax is drowned out, and he finds a nice dark corner of the ride to hide in. Then, he hears it. A loud scream echoes throughout the mountain.
"Wh-wh..." he looks around, terrified. He sees the silhouette of a tall, crazy-looking demon across the dark, icy cave, "O-oh my Dumbledore's great beard..."
The silhouette begins to gain color as the monster approaches him and... oh it's just that weird guy. OH NO ITS THAT WEIRD GUY!!!!!!!!!!
"PLEASE DON'T... O H MY GOD!" Draco is beginning to become overwhelmed, the sound of the distant monster screeching and the terrifying clown approaching him, as well as the realization that the entire park wants him dead, is a little much for him.
"wOoOaH... cHiLl OuT mY bRo :o)" the crazy clown chuckles, "ItS jUsT mE."
"LEAVE ME ALONE!! ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM AN EXPERT IN WIZARDS MAGIC..."
"iM nOt HeRe To HuRt YoU dUdE"
"YEAH RIGHT... YOURE.. YOURE INSA- hey.." the smell of candles.. It's back, "whats... do you know what that smell is?"
"OhHhHhHhH i SeE yOuRe LiKiN tHe SmElL oF mY sOpOr SlImE pIe"
Oh god, not this again. Draco's fight or flight response is instantly enabled by that concept. The tall clown takes note of this and sits down in front of Draco. He pulls out some of the pie, Draco begins to feel lightheaded once more.
"Get... get that away.. Oh god........" Draco begins to feel as if he's running out of breath.
"rElAx, TaKe A bItE oUt Of My PiE." He grabs a paper plate on the ground and puts a slice of pie on it. He slowly hands Draco the pie.
"I cant... brea..... Hel...." Draco faints again. What's with him and the fainting? Drama queen.
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The Only One Who Gets It - Draco Malfoy x Gamzee Makara
RomanceDraco was visiting Disneyland to study wizard magic, when he became distracted by the magic of miracles. He meets an insane juggalo, one so whimsical and capricious that Draco just couldn't get enough. This is the story of Draco Malfoy and Gamzee Ma...
