Pov: It's kind like the cannon verse but Junko is still alive and Celestia and Toko/Jack became remnants of despair
Kyoko: What's the plan of getting past them?
Byakuya: Live bait
Hina: Good Idea
Kyoko/Hina: Wait a Minute/Hey!
Makoto: Come on you two you gotta distract them
Hina: Oh sure we can put on a show for them like doing the hula!
The boys look at eachother then at Kyoko and Hina next minute you know Kyoko and Hina are wearing straw skirts,flower necklaces wearing coconut bra
infront of Junko,Celestia,and Jack
Music starts
Hina: 🎶Luau! If You looking young hot beautiful girl then come at my friend Kyoko here because she's a treat🎶
Hina:🎶 Come on down on her in these sexy clothes and make all the love you ever want!🎶
Hina: 🎶Aren't you're hungry?🎶
Kyoko who is tired of this already: Yep yep yep
Hina:🎶From all that lust?!🎶
Kyoko: Yep yep
Hina:🎶She's a pretty girl🎶
Kyoko: Yep yep
Hina:🎶You can get a pretty girl too! Whoo!🎶
Junko/Celestia/Jack look at eachother then back at Hina and Kyoko: We can use a stress reliever every now and then 😏😏🥵
Kyoko and Hina realize what they ment they scream and run away while Junko,Celestia and Jack chase behind them
Makoto: Shouldn't we help them?
Byakuya: It's fine they're bodies can handle it
Makoto:.....That's not what I ment
Byakuya: Then what do you....Oh! Then it's still fine as long their sanity doesn't break they're fine
3 hours later
Kyoko and Hina came back limping to them
Byakuya: See I told you their bodies can handle it
Hina: You jerk! They was going easy on us but I still can't walk right until for 3 weeks and Kyoko can't walk right for a month! We're even luckily that our legs still move!
Makoto: What do you mean by that?! How bad would it have been if they didn't?!
Kyoko:...We could have been in wheelchairs for months Makoto. Let that sink in
YOU ARE READING
Danganronpa incorrect quotes or funny stories
FanficAlways wanted to do this, just a story fill with incorrect quotes or funny stories that pops inside my head this book will mostly be or all be fill with Trigger happy havoc as I barely or rarely ever see them appear in these types of book
