a "wonderful" surprise

Tw - cussing, alcohol, pole dancing, embarrassing moments, some sexual content

I'm writing this at 2:48AM at night.

Because I've doing nothing but cry, have a headache, and miss somebody.

So just enjoy please...

🍬 - Macy
🌺 - Paitin
🌙 - Moon
🌏 - Earth
🐊 - Monty
⭐ - Lunar
🔥 - Solar
☀️ - Sun
🔲 - Puppet
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....⭐....

"Oh my God will you two please stfu, were going into the restaurant" I said as I rubbed my eyes together in annoyance.

Moon and Monty have this stupid bet going on and the consequence is us walking into a HOOTERS of all places.

Apparently they were planning to see who breaks, first and getting embarrassed enough to leave.

"Fine. But I'm not going to be losing 10K too Mr. 'I can't ever get my own bank account'" moon barked and walked inside the place.

Earth was a little uncomfortable about this idea but decided not to voice her uncomfort and picked me up as they walked in.

I can immediately see from the window that Paitin and Macy were working today as we came in, she gave us her usual kind smile, but for some reason she looked extremely worried about something.

It was extremely easy to tell if she's hiding something, she's not really a good lier but the others don't really see anything about it so I might as well just shut up.

"Welcome to hooters, how many are with you today?" Paitin asked, grabbing a clipboard off the wall and writing down the number 4 after Monty held up two fingers.

"Alright follow me this way and I'll get you seated" she said as she guides us to a table.

About five minutes later, everyone is sitting down And enjoying there drinks.

Earth having red wine, moon having straight vodka, me having Dr. pepper and Monty just having a bud light.

I could tell Moon's aroace ass was already getting uncomfortable and weirded out but I decided I would tease him about it later.

Earth was just minding her own.

Monty was just staring at Earth, probably so he doesn't look at any other chicks.

And I was starting to get bored.

So what do I do?

I turned to look at the pole dancing area that was in another room, the door was a big opening so it was pretty easy to see everything in there.

As just as I expected there was someone on the pole.

They were kinda hot-

Wait.

(I'm too lazy to describe them so just look at the picture above)

They kinda look familiar?

Too familiar...

Holy shit.

IS THAT SUNNY!?!?

I immediately duck my head down and cover my eyes when I realized I was watching my OLDER BROTHER FUCKING POLE DANCE FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT!!

....🐊....

I was just sipping down my beer and admiring my girlfriend

I knew I was going to win the bet because moon was already a silent mess. Sooner or later

He. Will. Break.

"You okay Lunar, you look stressed?" I hear Earth speak, her voice showing concern.

For a split second the small Lunar bot flicked his eyes over to the pole dancing area a few times and for a second I thought maybe Lunar saw a attractive guy or girl and I couldn't help but grin.

But when I looked over to the pole dancing area to see said "attractive person" Lunar seems to like- and oh. my. God.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

"Earth..moon-moon look!" I said through choked laughter as I tried to get moon's and Earth's attention to look at what me and Lunar saw.

"Hm?- oh my!?" Earth covered her mouth and just stared shocked.

Moon however choked on his drink as soon as he saw it, spitting his voika on the table as he tried to comprehend what the fuck we all were looking at.

"Ho-holy s-shit- sun!?" Moon Yelled in surprise, coughing up the last of his vodka.

....🌙....

We all stare in absolute shock and surprise for a good 2 minutes.

Then suddenly FUCKING SOLAR comes into view, walking out of the pole dancing area and pausing when he sees us.

He then quickly walks over to us and speaks.

"What are you guys doing here!?" He asked, and he seems worried.

"Why are we- what is Sun doing working here!?" I blinked at him bewildered, then paused and scrunched up my nose. "Whyyy are you here watching it??...." I asked.

And as soon as I asked that Monty gagged, Earth stuttered to herself, and Lunar just wanted to die(again).

"What!?, no- NO I'm not watching!" He yelled in defense, then taking a deep breath when we all sighed in relief. "I'm here to basically be Sun's bodyguard. You know. Not let him get kidnapped or fucked." He said in the most blunt tone ever.

"Okay....but once again, why is Sun working here???" I asked again looking back and forth between Sun on the pole and Solar.

"Yeah...is there a reason?" Earth asked in a concerned tone.

"I'm not even going to lie, I think he's just doing this shit for fun." Solar shrugged and quickly turned his head to the pole dancing area to make sure Sun was okay.

"Hm..I guess we'll talk to him when we get home." I said and just got up from the table and walked out to the car, lunar and Earth following behind.

....🔥....

"Well shit. Guess I win da bet!" He yelled and got up as well, leaving quickly with his arms up in the air in victory.

Sigh

"Well this will be fun to listen to when we get home."

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954 words.

I'll make part 2 sometime.

Idk anymore.