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[A little kid is running around in the restaurant]

Brain: TRIP HIM!!

Me: ...no.

Brain: BUT HE'S MISBEHAVING-

Me: Why?

Brain: JUST DO IT!

Brain: Try not to make it too obvious. 

Me: Okay fine.

[Trips the child]

[Child cries]

Brain: LOL YOU DESERVED THAT

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