My spooky month headcanons and ideas lmao

How kevin would tell different characters he is pregnant

Leon-

Kevin: Hey Leon...?

Leon: Yes dear?

Kevin: I'm....I'm pregnant...

Leon: that's amazing!! But I thought you were on the pill and I wear a condom too...

Kevin: no I wasn't on the pill and I found out the condom ripped so...

Leon: Oh! Well doesn't matter! I'm a father!!!

Kevin: :)

Streber-

Kevin: hey Streber...?

Streber: Yes hon?

Kevin: I'm um....Im pregnant...

Streber: YIPPEEE IM A PAPA!!

Kevin: oh cute

Streber: we need to think of names and we need to get stuff for the baby and we need to get-

Kevin: calm down dear...

Streber: no >:)

Ethan-

Kevin: hey Ethan...?

Ethan: Yeah?

Kevin: I'm...pregnant...

Ethan: oh hell yeah >:) I'm going to teach that kid swear words and horror movies

Kevin: oh dear god...

Ethan: just kidding maybe :)

Kevin: ...

Rick-

Kevin: hey Rick...?

Rick: Yes..?

Kevin: I'm...Im pregnant...

Rick: *slowly starts crying in joy*

Kevin: RICK?! YOU OK?!

Rick: yeah just happy to know I'm going to be a dad....

Kevin: Oh it's ok....you will be a great father

Rick: I hope so...

Radford-

Kevin: Hey Radford...?

Radford: Yeah? What's up?

Kevin: I'm...pregnant...

Radford: there is a little fetus inside you?! And it's made out of my semen?!

Kevin: um yeah...?

Radford: oh hell yeah! A little mini me to cause people trouble >:)

Kevin: oh god help me...

Frank-

Kevin: Hey Frank...?

Frank: Yes sweetie?

Kevin: I'm...I'm..pregnant...

Frank: Oh...um repeat that...

Kevin: I'm pregnant...?

Frank: Oh..Hehe...

Kevin: you upset...?

Frank: No! I just didn't expect you to get pregnant, welp I have to marry you...

Kevin: HUH-

*wedding music starts blasting*

(I feel like Frank is old time so he grew up were he was taught if you get a girl pregnant you marry her)

Dexter-

Kevin: Hey Dexter...?

Dexter: Yes darling?

Kevin: I'm pregnant....!

Dexter: Yay :3

Kevin: that's...that's it?

Dexter: Yay :3

Kevin: ok then..?

Shotgun man-

Kevin: Hey shotgun man..?

Shotgun man: Yes honey?! is everything ok?! I'll shoot them if needed!!

Kevin: No! Nothing like that... I'm pregnant...

Shotgun man: ...

Kevin: ...?

Shotgun man: IM GOING TO BE A FATHER?! I CAN TEACH THEM SHOOTING!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!

Kevin: glad you're happy about it!

Shotgun man: oh shit! How do we tell your brother...?

Kevin: ...

Lila-

Kevin: Hey Lila...?

Lila: Yes dear? It's everything alright?

Kevin: I'm...um I'm pregnant..!

Lila: Oh! That's wonderful!

Kevin: really..?

Lila: Why yes! This why skid will have a sibling to play with and I get to a mother all over again :)

Kevin: that's good :)

Let me know which character you will like to see for an reaction of Kevin being pregnant:3