After the Forest Village had been founded of course The Band of Misfits who got you to get out of the House began trying to track you down fearing you may have gotten hurt on the way back to their Village.
They were all currently in the Forest of Death and Aqua was currently having an Anxiety Attack.
Aqua: Oh My God we're in the Forest of death WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!
Kazuma: WOULD YOU SHUT UP!?
Darkness: Maybe he is Practicing his dark Magic here and he can Punish me even harder~!
Megumin: Well we need to keep moving and I have my explosion magic to protect-
Just then they heard Zabuton's alarm and they got confused.
Kazuma: What is that?
Aqua: A Wood Pecker?
Kazuma: WHAT KIND OF WOOD PECKER IS THAT?! I OUGHTTA-!
Just then they were pinned to A Tree trunk by webbing and they were surrounded by the Inferno wolves!
Megumin: Agh! I can't reach My Staff!
Darkness: Oooh, This Tightness feels so Painful on my Back~!!
Aqua: OH NOOOOO! INFERNO WOLVES! WE'RE ALL DEAD! WE'RE ALL DEAD! WHY KAZUMA!? WHY MUST YOU GET US ALL KILLED?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Kazuma: IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU USELESS IDIOT!
Quickly the Angel Guards had picked them up and they took them to The Main Mansion where you were walking back to see what was Happening.
Y/n: Okay who had shown up- Huh?
Ru: Wait you know them?
Y/n: Yeah, They're the ones who helped made me come here. Let me them go.
Y/n: Guys It's you! Megumin, Aqua, Darkness And................................. Psst, What's this guy's Name?
Kazuma: Grrrrr!
Y/n: Oh Better watch out for Grrr!
Kazuma: MY NAME IS KAZUMA YOU SARCASTIC PRICK!
Tia then glared at him evilly which went down his spine.
Tia: What was that?
Kazuma: N-Nothing!
Y/n: I'm sorry this is Ru My Wife, and this is Tia who... Well I suppose is A very Close Friend.
Tia: Yep!
Megumin: Wait, You have A Wife!?
Ru: Yep, Proposed for me to stay here day one!
Y/n: I'm so sorry I couldn't come here Guys the Truth is, I Just wanted to lay my life in this Forest, because A Higher power told me to.
Kazuma: Who?
You then took them to the shrine you made.
Y/n: God Said so. He said I shall Build my Life here.
Aqua: WAIT YOU KNOW HIM!?
Y/n: Well... We Only Talked Twice.
Aqua: YOU GOTTA TELL HIM TO TAKE ME BACK! PLEASE TELL HIM TO TAKE ME BAAAAACK!
Ru: She's, uh...
Y/n: From What I understand, A Whiner yes.
Kazuma: Wait, why does have A Mechanical Arm?
Y/n: He Lost it, I don't know! Ask Another dumb question!
Kazuma: SHUT UP!
You Just Turned the Almighty Farming tool into A Hoe and you used the Blunt end to bash him over the head!
Kazuma: AGH!
Y/n: Respect me! I am A Mayor! You're on my Land!
Megumin: We were Just Looking for you because we were Afraid you might have gotten hurt and... You still said you would come with us.
Y/n: Hm, I suppose I did. Ru?
Ru: Yeah?
Y/n: Would you like for you to come with me and them?
Ru: Well I'm still wanted.
Y/n: And I'll protect you.
Ru: (Blushing) Alright then I'm In!
Kazuma: Fine but she better not be Useless!
Ru: I'm A Vampire with A Great deal of Magic, You'll see.
Kazuma: Finally someone useful!
Aqua then Began strangling him!
Aqua: YOU BROUGHT ME HERE YOU PRICK! IT'S YOUR FAULT I'M STUCK WITH YOU!
Kazuma then Began to strangle her back as they were now strangling each other.
Y/n: Tia can you take things over until I come back?
Tia: Right!
Y/n: Good. This Might Take A While with these people to be Fair.
Ru: (Thoughts) I'm starting to think that these People are going to truly test his Patience Like those Board games we Played last winter.
To be honest those four probably are going to do that.
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I Never Wandered and Now I'm Lv 1,000 (Autistic Male Reader X Isekai Harem)
FanfictionY/n L/n is A Young Man who worked himself to Death and God feels very bad for him and how he wasted his Life and decided to give himself A New life in As A Hero in A Fantasy world but instead you Played it safe never straying Far from your home and...
