Soon you were off on A New Adventure as you had Tasked Ru to come with you to the Town of Axle and you Put Tia in charge of Tree Village while you were gone, and Lea was given the task of moving your vast wealth from your old Home to the Village since it would be super easy with Magic.
You, Ru, Kazuma, Megumin, Aqua, and Darkness, had all Hitched onto A Carriage ride to the Town of Axel and soon you were all at the small Town where Lots of Rookie adventurers get their start.
Y/n: Huh, I'm shocked God didn't send me here. Then again I Just wanted to Relax Not go on any adventures.
Ru: To Be Honest the Village would Probably Make Mincemeat out of everyone here.
Kazuma: WOULD YOU NOT PHRASE IT LIKE THAT!?
Megumin: Oh This is our Stop!
You all then Hopped off to see A Small Guild Hall.
Y/n: Neat.
Ru: You were an adventurer?
Y/n: Yeah, but I didn't do anything Huge. Seemed like too much trouble. Ya Know?
Kazuma: Let's Just get in there.
You all walked in and no one Paid them Mind but as soon as they saw you they began speaking of you.
Adventurer 1: Is that The Warlock of the Hills?
Adventurer 2: I heard he Lives in the Forest of Death Now.
Adventurer 3: I heard he so easily Killed A Dragon, with his Bare Hands. He's so strong.
You then walked up to A Bell and Began ringing it.
Y/n: Hello? Service? Anyone here?
Just then A beautiful Blonde lady walked up and smiled.
Luna: Hello I'm Luna and welcome to the Axel Adventurers Guild how May I help you?
Y/n: Oh Nice to meet you, Luna. I would Like to Transfer my Adventurer Info here from my old Village since This Place I will Visit more often.
Luna: Oh Sure, what's your name?
Y/n: Y/n L/n.
Luna: Oh I see you, You're-
She then froze up seeing your Level.
Luna: Y-You're Level 1,000?
Y/n: Yep.
Luna: T-That's the Highest Level I have ever seen!
Y/n: Oh Yep, I-
Ru: That's my Husband for you! He's super strong and successful! He's the Mayor of our Little Village after all!
Kazuma: Oh Sure? He gets all of the sweet Treatment and I get squat!
Megumin: You Know You have me.
Kazuma: I would love to dispute that considering some of the evil shit you pulled.
Megumin: W-What evil stuff?
Kazuma: May I please Name the stuff you Pulled on Yunyun?
Megumin: She has it coming!
Kazuma: NO! No, she doesn't! What is wrong with you!?
Megumin: She's Wrong!
Kazuma: YOU'RE WRONG!
Meanwhile in God's Realm...
Jackdroid: You Know Kazuma is Just one of those people that Reincarnation I refuse to see at all Costs. Dude is an Asshole wrapped in Pettiness, wrapped in Patheticness, wrapped in A Mystery as deep As A Kiddie pool.
???: So That's your Champion Huh?
Jackdroid: Y/n? Yeah, He's not much A Champion but more One of the many people I create stories around, And You're A Part of that story right Eris?
Eris: What do you mean by that?
Jackdroid: Nevermind that, The Truth is My Dear Lesser God is that He shall Be the hero we need the one we do not deserve!
Eris: (Blushing) He is Kind of Cute.
Jackdroid: Uh-Huh, I see. Eris what are you?
Eris: The Goddess of Fortune.
Jackdroid: Right and what am I?
Eris: The God of this Particular Multiverse.
Jackdroid: Right and who is the strongest Guy here?
Eris: You are.
Jackdroid: And who Put the Hiya Power M In Martial Arts?
Eris had A "U" Stamped on her head.
Eris: U Did.
Jackdroid: And Who saves your Happy little ass from destruction regularly on A Basis?
Eris had "Property of our Lord and Saviour of this Animeverse Jackdriod" stamped On her rear end.
Eris: You do.
Y/n: That's Right and you would be smart enough to understand not to interrupt my Grand Plan.
Eris: But this Plan seems really Cra-
Jackdroid: What were you saying about my Plans, Mere Pleb?
Jackdroid was coating your hand in A Dark Purple aura of Destruction energy.
Eris: N-Nothing sir! I will not intervene!
Jackdroid: Good by the end of this... Not so Little adventure, he shall be at my right hand as A Fellow God! Like Hercules to his Father Zeus, But... A Far healthier relationship. At least I stay loyal to my wife.
Eris: Oh Sir, Um, Your Wife Alvida is calling again?
Jackdroid: She's Probably having trouble with the Baby Again. I left her A Note saying NOT To make scary faces while he's in her arms! He gets Scared! Poor thing.
Eris: Alvida or the Baby?
Jackdroid: Yes.
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I Never Wandered and Now I'm Lv 1,000 (Autistic Male Reader X Isekai Harem)
FanfictionY/n L/n is A Young Man who worked himself to Death and God feels very bad for him and how he wasted his Life and decided to give himself A New life in As A Hero in A Fantasy world but instead you Played it safe never straying Far from your home and...