My... Stories?

Periods

This probably won't surprise anyone, but I'm very open about my period 😂 I've had it since I was 10, I really could not care less what immature boys have to say about it 😂

Story number 1

We were on a sort of field trip? Basically I went camping with my class.
And guess who got their period on the second day we were there? 😂
Anyway, I hadn't even considered my period, I was totally unprepared except for a pack of pads I pretty much always have on me 😂 So I was sitting on the kitchen floor, with a... Pour-thing with hot water on my stomach. To make it even weirder, I was sitting against the wall, just behind a chair 😂 and we had those huge windows about 2 meters away from me, so I was fully visible to anyone standing outside and looking in 😂
And the girls I shared the cabin with were talking to some of the boys on our terrace, right next to the windows. But they don't explain why I'm sitting there, they just kinda ignore me as to not draw attention to me. When the boys finally notice me, they open the door and ask what I'm doing 😂
Enter the tired and hormonal me simply going "Period cramps" 😂
Oh my 😂 They quickly closed the door (I could still hear them though 😂) and one of them looked super shocked so the other said "Oh that's normal at our school" and the first guy went "No one talks about that at our school" 😂 I could not stop laughing after that 😂

Story number 2

This is another story that takes place when I was 11 or 12 😂
I was sitting at my desk, probably looking a bit weird as I was clutching my stomach and felt like I was being stabbed 😂
So when we get a break, a couple of both girls and boys come over to my desk. The girls came to check on me, the boys came because some of the popular girls came over 😂
And the girls were all "Oh what's wrong, are you okay?" and super caring, so, without thinking about the boys, I said "Yeah, just period cramps" and the guy behind me (Also known as the guy that considered it normal in the scene above) just widened his eyes and stared at me in shock, before suddenly going outside, the other boys not far behind 😂

Story number 3

This one takes place in 7th grade
My friend bled through so I went to get her a pad, as she didn't have any. I walk into the classroom, get my period bag, take a pad, and put it in the pocket of my jacket.
One of the guys asks "Is that one of those you roll?" or smth like that 😂
And here's how the rest of the convo went 😂
"No, it's a pad"
(Next two were said at the same time)
"A period pad?"
"You know, for when I'm on my period?"
"Are you going to go put it on?" (teasing, probably trying to get attention)
"Yeah, do you need more details?"
The he looked a tad embarrassed and his friends laughed at him 😂
When I passed him and his friends later they all started laughing (including me tbh) 😂

This next one doesn't have that many details, but one of the guys from my class kept calling pads diapers, so I got annoyed and pulled one out of my bag and said "It's called a pad" and handed it to him 😂
Never have I ever seen someone have so much fun with a pad 😂
It ended up being confiscated after a while because the teacher thought he'd stolen it from the period cupboard 😂

That's all for now, but, if people somehow find my stupidity fun, I might make more chapters 😂