("Audiobook" is above.)
This is how it all began. If you feel like you want to die inside and read this story, by all means, go ahead. I will restate, however, that I made this when I was 10. I am now 16. A lot has changed, including new characters, along with re-naming the old ones, so keep that in your noggin. Also, there used to pictures to go along with this, but they've faded so much to the point where they're barely legible anymore. They also sucked. Also also, I made a lot of spelling mistakes and stupid word choice, so all of the words I type are exactly how they were on the pages. I'll be re-making/re-interpreting this story in the next chapter, and all future chapters will be new content. Cheers!
(ps: i'll be making little comments here and there so you guys don't have to endure this journey on your own. They will be in these style of parentheses.)
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There once was a stickman named Gerald. He had a wife named Lisa and two kids named Susan (who the fuck names their kid Susan anymore?) and John. Gerald was driving and ragged and honked his horn. He was usually calm on the road, but this time he was angry 😡. Lisa looked confused then face palmed and moaned 😫. "Uhh..." Lisa was done with Gerald's rage.
"What's wrong mom?" asked Susan.
John was awoken from his nap and said "I'm awake!"
"It's fine. You can sleep. I'm just arguing with Gerald" Lisa said calmly.
"Hey!" Gerald yelled.
"I think we're going off course!" Lisa shouted.
Susan was crying her eyes out now. She was terrified of what would happen next. "We're going to die!" she screamed.
Soon they slammed against the currb like a stunt gone wrong (and very dangerous) (no shit, sherlock). There car flipped upsidedown. "John! John!" John went into a deep sleep again. "Hm." John moaned 😫 without opening his eyes.
"We need to leave the car!" Yelled susan.
John woke up right away. "We need to go! go!" Gerald yelled so loudly, people could hear it across the street.
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Once the family was out of the car, they ran and ran until they saw a building.
Then, they dashed inside. "Where are you four going?" asked the tall, skinny blondish brown-ish hair man.
"Oh, Sorry," replied Gerald. "I though this is where to get a job."
"It's okay." said the man. "Name's Dann." They all shook hands (I hope not literally everyone).
They walked down a long, dark, hallway with one light. Then, they heard a low pitched voice. "What was tha-" Gerald got cut off by a wolf.
"RUN!" Dann yelled. "Go that way!" Dann pointed lesft.
Then they heard a loud howl. "AHH!" screamed John.
"Don't." Nipped Dann.
Then, they turned into a dark room. Dann turned on a lantern. "Now... where is it... there it is!" Dann raised his voice.
"What are you talking about?" John asked.
"We need to escape here." Dann looked at the main entrance and tapped on it, looking like he almost broke his finger.
(Oh my god, what the fuck is going on)
"You don't need to be that specific." Susan rolled her eyes. The family chuckled.
"Why are you laughing?" snapped Dann.
Gerald looked at Dann, shocked. "I didn't know you could be mean." mumbled John.
"Hey!" Dann was ragged (I swear, I know it's spelled raged). "I can kick you out!"
"Mean." John mumbled.
"Okay!" Dann was furious. "John, you are OUT! 😱"
"John was hiding behind Gerald. "GO OUT!" Dann yelled. (C'mon Gerald, put your foot down!)
John ran out, not knowing what to do. He ran as fast as he could also not knowing what to do (he's clearly very clueless). "AHH!" John yelled.
He tried to run to the main entrance, but he ran the wrong way. "I don't know what to do!" John yelled at a person at an exit.
John ran under the persons desk. "Why?" The person asked. Then, the wolf Came and dashed into the room. Inside the dark room, Gerald yelled, "You did not just do that."
"Oh yes I did!" Dann yelled back.
"I'm leaving!" Gerald ran to the door.
"Don't." Dann had a secret power to move anything with his mind (WHAT THE FUCK???).
"Why?" Gerald growled (with no confusion, because telepathy is completely normal). "I'm an adult.
"I am too!" Dann threw open the door, slamming on Geralds head as well.
The rest of the family ran out with the now fainted Gerald. They tried to find John and they did in around 5 minutes. Then they all to thier flipped over car (???). "Look for important things!" Lisa yelled.
They looked for important things. "Found a blanket!" John exclaimed.
"Perfect!" Lisa replied.
"They ran into the building. "What are you doing?" It was Dann! "What are you doing Gerald."
"I am NOT Gerald." Lisa stated (yas, girl power queen!). Dann stared creepily.
Then, he chased all the family around for awhile until, "Dann, your fired!"
"NOOOO!" Dam was devastated (that's all he cares about, apparently).
Then, they all ran out of the building and ran and didn't if Dann was following.
That was great, right? Yeah... don't even pretend to like that. Please go to the next chapter ASAP so I can possibly redeem myself. I swear I've improved as a writer.
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The Gerald Stickman Universe
Tiểu Thuyết Chungthe earliest I remember writing about gerald the stickman was when I was in fifth grade, making a (plainly ass) book with the whole gang. It was a mess, but it sparked my interest in making my own stories. anywho, if you like episodic, slightly come...
