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Jk it's Toothles the Night Fury

Here you go Second-breakfast

Here you go Second-breakfast

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This guy's from Singapore

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This guy's from Singapore

THAT'S RIGHT I've been to Singapore

TWICE

My grandmother worked there

My non-italian Nona

The first time I went with my mom and I think I stayed up the whole night on the plane

I was like three years old

We went to Bali, which is a beach, and I didn't like it because I was like 10 m (33 feet) from shore and the water was still only up to my knees.

Then a wave came and splashed my dumb three-year-old face.

And since it got in my eyes, I cried.

I also got a T-shirt with a shiny dolphin.

Also I got the Toothless.

AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE 'OH THAT'S A NICE BAT YOU GOT THERE'

BRO LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A BAT

The next year my brother came along.

He was two.

This time we went to Malaysia, on an island.

My brother threw up on the way there (on the boat).

And we went to a zoo where I got a plush tiger that I then successfully lost a couple of years later.

Also there was a water slide that traumatised me.

And we saw this giant iguana

It was cool

So yeah

Idk why I told you this but yeah

Imma go now

I can't add Ron (sorry amiga :<)

Bye

~Villains

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