muitan one-shots(🤓☝️)

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(hi)
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Tanjiro's pov:

"WAKE UP YOU MOTHERFVCKER,YOU DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO THAN TO EXIST TO JUST FINISH SCHOOL YOU FVCKING BITCH,SO GET UP AND GET A GIRLFRIEND"
My alarm went off as my sleeping ass fought to skip  school.i groan and rolled off the bed wanting to be an adult already..."oni-chan!! It's literally 7:20!!" Father yelled."I'll be down there in a second!" I exclaimed as I got up and walked my ass to the bathroom..

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After I have showered and got ready I walked downstairs and greeted my six siblings and two parents,"lunch is on the table,dear" my mother said calmly as my father.tanjurou,watched the news."thanks mom" I say as I grab my backpack and lunch."welcome,darling"mom said smiling whilst preparing my younger siblings backpacks."dear,please don't forget to be careful alright?" Mom said with a sweet tone."of course I will ma.." I reply, tying my shoes and opening the door."bye,see you soon!" I smile and walk out of the house

Gosh,my family is so perfect.(original backstory of tanjiro yarn?)

•|Time skip to when he arrives at school|•

As I stepped into the building I hated,I was greeted by my best friends!.inosuke hashibira and zenitsu agatsuma."oi tanjirou!,where's nezuko?!" Zenitsu yelled, wanting to see his 'future wife'."at home. she's sick."I replied, crossing my arms."aren't you too young to date?" I asked,raising an eyebrow."oh shut u-" zenitsu got cut off by inosuke."TANGERINE!! FIGHT MEEEE!" He yelled.."inosuke..no.."I say before getting cut off by the school bell

FUCKING STUDENTS GO TO YOUR CLASSES TO FAIL!

typical bell.

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I walked in class and was greeted by genya waving."morning, tanjirou" genya said as I wave back."good morning,genya!" I say with a joyful expression as I sit next to an empty seat."is..is anyone absent today?" I asked the person who was next to me."no,I heard a student from a different school transferred here." They replied before talking to their friends.

Oh..a new student?(😏)

When the teacher walked in class she smiled and greeted everyone a good morning."good morning everybody!" Mrs,kanae said happily."gooooooddd moooorrrrrnnnnnoiiing mrssss,kanaeeeeee..." The class said in unison."there will be a new student joining us today so I hope you will welcome them warmly!" She said with an expression of joy.then a girl? A boy? I don't even know walked in and rolled their eyes.

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"So everyone! He..she..they! Are Japanese and do not know how to speak English so anyone here knows how to speak the language?" Mrs,kanae said, looking around the class.genya looked behind him and stared at me."I speak little japanese!" I mutter quickly.genya rolled his eyes and raised his hand."ma'am tanjiro know beginner Japanese so is it okay?" Genya asked and kanae nodded

Damnit genya.

I cover my face with a note book."tanjirou,dear please translate some of the sentences muichiro says!" She asked kindly,I sigh and stand up.. walking towards the front I slightly bow at the..boy?..the girl?..Idk the person.. though,it didn't really do what I was expecting.it just rolled its eyes at me and just spoke Infront of the class."Kon'nichiwa, watashi wa tokitoū muichiroū desu. Demo, minasan wa meiwakuda to omoimasu(hello people,i am muichiro tokito i find you all annoying though.)" They said rather quickly.."hah..?"