muitan one-shots(🤓☝️)

friends to lovers ig

Damn,I ghosted this account

Muichirou's pov

"BITCH WAKE YO DAMN ASS SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY GET A LIFE AND MAYBE A WHOLE ASS GIRLFRIEND YOU DUMB MOTHERFVCER, I MEAN YOUR A LITERAL VIRGIN AT 18?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT KIND OF LUCK?? BITCH GO AND HOOK UP WITH A GIRL FOR ONCE"  my alarm rang,gosh it's so annoying.."oi! Churro! Hurry up!" My armless- I mean..yuichiro exclaimed "yeah yeah!" I yelled back as I sat up from my bed to wish I could get run over by truck-kun..

I looked up at my middle finger- shaped clock and sighed I walked over to my bathroom and got ready(for tanjiro 😍),I changed into my uniform and grabbed my bag filled with stuff..I soon walked downstairs and I saw my brother and surprisingly my parents..I took my lunch and grabbed my brother's hair to say goodbye.

"YOU MOTHERFUC-" yuichiro yelled before I slammed the door, snickering my ass off..

Timeskip to when he arrives at school(😍)

I walked down the hall just to see my grandpa,which was weirdly my history teacher.. explains why he's old as hell.. anyways,I walk into class.."WHO DOES MATH CLASS AT 7:00 AM IN THE MORNING?" I internally yelled at myself and walked to my seat, feeling every single person in the room looking at me and judging at me...gosh

I grabbed my sketch(why did I struggle to spell sketch) and drew some random drawings and maybe some doodles of my crush.. tanjirou,I had some feelings for him for quite some time but I only admired him from afar since he was a bit popular among the women,maybe even the men idk but my uncle(yoriichi)who is friends with his uncle(Sumi but whatever pretend tanjuro is from a different sperm carrier) is kinda hot,not that I like him or wtv(it definitely wasn't me possessing mui just to say yoriichi was hot)

Anyways,I saw tanjiro walk in and he surprisingly waved at me which left me flabbergasted but I waved back as my blue orbs looked to the left at the side of the room(not mui being y/n)

When class started😍

I put my sketch book aside and prepare to listen to the teacher but Mr,shinazaangerissues spoke."alright you useless brats we will be camping so who wants to join?"Mr.shinazaangerissues said and some people raised their hands..

"Since class is dismissed, I'll will be providing more information about the camping fuckery now" mr.shinazaangerissues explained,"first.yall will have to pay 30,124¥ and you will be assigned partners which y'all will decide who brings what..and whatever i don't care just listen when you arrive at the camp" mr.shinazaangerissues said which I definitely didn't listen,hes always speaking random things anyway.

I'm not going.

Anyways, before lunch

We all had to copy  random ass stuff that I won't study anyway so I just secretly took a picture..

"OI,EVERY VIRGIN- I MEAN STUDENT IT IS LUNCH TIME,SO GO OUT AND PULL A SAYORI CARDS"

The bell alarmed..

I went to the rooftop and saw my beloved tanjiro,he was talking to one of his friends the simp..gosh he annoys me sm but whatever idc at least tanjiro's alright.

"Hey! Muichirou! Come sit with us!"tanjiro's exclaimed as he waved his hands to invite me to the space?

I nodded in return and grabbed my bento box before walking towards the three guys."the weather is nice isn't it?" Tanjiro starts the conversation while zenitsu was dumping over nezuko, tanjiro's younger sister

"Sure.."I reply grabbing good and stuffing it to my mouth."muichiro..don't eat so fast you might choke!" Tanjirou spoke in a worried tone As I look at him with confusion.

(This is torturing me so I'm putting it on third person pov)

Muichirou raises and eyebrows as he tried to speak.which he can't do tanjiro gives him his water bottle and made muichirou drink it which..made muichirou slightly flustered and ykyk(crush feelings yk)

Muichirou soon swallowed his food and spoke."you didn't have to do that.."he covered the lower part of his face with his jacket so the fabric can cover the obvious blush.

"Uhm..yeah,I apologize" tanjiro awkwardly smiled and stared at muichirou..

"What?"

"You got something on your face"

"I'm not wiping it off"..
....

"Hey stop it!"

Tanjirou tackled muichirou  and wiped the mess on mui's face off

"YOURE SO HEAVY!!" Muichirou yelled in despair

"Sorry!"

Tanjirou was blushing red as a tomato and mozzarella was the same

'BITCHES,ARE Y'ALL DONE EATING? WELL GOOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE MORE STRESS AHEAD YOU. GO GET YOUR LAZY MFING BRAINDEAD INSECURE SMELLY FEET. SMELLY ARMPITS EUGH GO GET SOME DEODORANT AND GO BACK TO CLASS"

The class bell rang and the four of muichiro, tanjiro, inosuke,and zenitsu each walked their  separate ways

*After school BC why not ,I'm just lazy

As they walked to their lockers to get out stuff, tanjiro ran past muichiro and opened his locker.. just to see many love envelopes drop on the ground

Tanjirou was digging up something and picked up a specific letter..

Shit.

Muichirou dashed towards tanjiro and yanked the letter off his hands.

"Haha,what's this?" Muichirou was sweating and was definitely red

"Nothing" tanjiro yanked to back and opened it and started to read it

"TANJIROU NO-"

"Awh you like me?" He smiled

Muichirou facepalms and looked away

Don't worry silly,I like you too!

_________----------------------__________

I have no idea what I'm doing btw so yeah