Jill-hime's comedy jokes, asks and dares

Phone Call with Family and Random Peeps

Jill(me):*phone ringing loudly to Below the surface as I pick up* hey dad what's up any business you got with me 

JC(worst dad of every year): no no no business at all just wanted to talk with my daughter 

Jill(me): oh sorry I charge for calls with me now 

JC(worst dad of every year): what? how much you charge to speak with you Jillian?

Jill(me):$500 dollars if you wanna talk with me?

JC(worst father of every year): huh? that's a lot of money there's no discount in having my call with you?

Jill(me):$500 or nothing at all old man you have 5 seconds till this call disconnects 5,4,3,2

JC(me): fine I will pay it I got it *zelle's the money to xxx-496-8238 as the message is call with my daughter*

Jill(me):*hears my mom call as I stop the count* what's that ma we got $500 dollars aww I see and okay well looks like you saved your call

JC(worst dad of every year): yeah I wanted to keep talking and didn't want my call with u disconnected 

Jill(me): yeah good job on the transaction for the call to continue 

*after the call between Jill and Jc ended then she gets another call but from a random scam*

Macy: hello this is your life insurance calling this number I'm Macy Simmons is this Jillian Mixon I'm speaking to 

Jill(me):*speak like a man as I shout manly* NO THIS IS GET YOUR LIFE TODAY AND FIND IT GOODBYE PERCY HAVE A MAGICAL FREAKING DAY *hangs up* phew dammit glad that's over 

*Jill then left and went to hang with her mom and stepdad and eat*

Hi again guys sorry I haven't been recently active needed some inspiration and got it from my family and a few friends as well but mostly my family if you have any asks or dares for me or drop an idea for a joke for me to write please write it in the comments thank you and hope you all have a beautiful Sunday