I thought they said Country,
But apparently I was way wrong,
But then they said "NEW HAMPSHIRE",
What the heck is that?
This wasn't a tale by the sea,
It was blasphemy I tell you,
WHo in the this darn world knows how to do the stupid New hamshire accent,
It has HAM in it!
So then I pondered,
Apalled by my request,
To do a New hampshire accent,
Without eatin ham,
I didn't need no chickens,
Just ham,
As I sat,
Stringing beans,
Talkin to Julia,
Talkin in a stupid NEW HAMSHIRE ACCENT!
Yeah I am tellin ye fellars,
NEW HAMSHIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Stack Of Unwanted Papers
PoetryThis is another one of my poetry books! It has a couple of free verse poetry, and normal ones. It is predominately composed of funny, and weird poems to feed my obsession(I know bit of a contrast of my previous book!). Hope yall enjoy this collectio...
