TW: swearing and other shit idk.. yall should expect this from me either ways.. 💀
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Mysterion: Well I see both of you have already woken up. *Human Kite's attention went to both of you as he puts his hands on his hips and raises one of his eyebrows*Professor chaos: Don't think we're dumb Mysterion! When you're not looking, we'll escape easily from this cage! Mwah hahaha!!! *mysterion just gave a blank stare. After a couple seconds he began to talk.*
Mysterion: You can't. And don't even try to find out. We're gonna keep you both captive in here till we find out what to do with you. Professor chaos: Ah-ha! But that won't be long, Mysterion! We'll escape surely! *Mysterion rolls his eyes* Mysterion: well I'd like to see you try.
*Professor chaos then smirks as he shocks the lock, making it obliterate to dust. Mysterion didn't expect this, him and Human Kite go into a defense pose, ready to fight back as Y/N and Professor chaos get out of the cage.* Professor chaos: 2v2 eh? Easy.
*Professor chaos then signals you to go fight Mysterion as he approaches Human Kite. Professor chaos then begins to fight Human Kite says you and Mysterion are staring each other down, seeing who will do the first punch.*
*of course, you go and give the first punch to Mysterion as he stumbles backwards a little and looks angry. He then does an attempt to go kick-punch you but you dodge and caught his fist mid-punch.
You then throw him to the ground as you get all cocky and think you're gonna win.* Mysterion: Your not so bad, eh? But I'm still better. *you roll your eyes as this was the chance for Mysterion, since you were distracted.*
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*he then gets up from the ground and punches you as you scrape your leg on the rusty cage, tearing off a big piece of fabric on your thigh. Mysterion then sees this and tries not to blush as he thinks to himself* "why the fuck am I blushing.. this is a villain, goddamit! Now's not the time to break character and be perverted Kenny! I don't even know if it's a dude or a girl!" (Help I'm cringing so bad 😭)
*you then see this as an opportunity and pin him down while he's distracted. Mysterion didn't see this coming and tries to hide his blush with his hand. You then pull away his hand and tie his legs and his arms so he can't attack you.*
Mysterion: Kinky, eh? *Mysterions smirks as you can't help but chuckle at his dumbass comment.* Y/N: No, I'm just beating your ass. Mysterion: Oh sure, please do. *he says sarcastically as he smirks and you roll your eyes.* Y/N: Say goodnight dude. *you smirk and you knock him out by pinching a nerve in the back of his neck since we was pretty beaten up already.*
*you then look to see Human Kite and Professor chaos knocked out on the floor. You sigh and roll your eyes as you tie up Human Kite and carry Professor chaos to y'alls base.* Y/N: Damn yall are fucking heavy.. *you say to yourself as you hear Professor chaos chuckle. You then drop him on the floor.* Y/N: dude how long have you been conscious?
Professor chaos: The whole time, I beat Human Kite but I acted passed out so you can carry me to our base. You can't really blame me, I'm tired of all that fighting. *he rubs his head as he gets up from the ground and groans.* Y/N: stop acting so childish, just walk dude. Here, take Human Kites body, carrying both of these idiots is already weighing me down. *you pass Human Kites unconscious body to Professor chaos as he carries him on his back*
Professor chaos: y'know, you did pretty good out there. You do have some pretty good moves. Other than that "kinky tying up people when they're unconscious." *he chuckles as you roll your eyes but can't help but giggle* Y/N: It's not kinky, I just do it so they can't escape dude. *you both arrive to the base as you place both of them in a chair, still tied up.*
Y/N: holy shit.. now that I look at it, this looks fucking kinky.. Professor chaos: Told ya! Heheh. Y/N: shit what do we do now though? We have them tied up... Professor chaos: Let's see their identities! Y/N: oh obviously. We need to see who we're dealing with.. *as you reach your hand out for Mysterions mask and hood, he somehow broke out of the ropes and was already conscious. He then grabbed both of your hands and pinned you to the floor. Human Kite held Professor chaos out as he squirmed and tried to escape like a little rodent.*
Y/N: Shit dude! Ugh! *your supervillain costume was still scraped and torn from earlier so you still had that big hole on your pants, revealing a big part of your thigh. You tried to escape Mysterions grasp but then he just grips you tighter.* "shit dude I'm fucked." *you say to yourself as Mysterion heard and he smirks at you.* Mysterion: I'd love to see that. *dude why'd I say that!? Is this a girl or a boy!? Idk it just slipped out!!* (I'm cringing at my own story 💀)
*you stare at him in shock as he chuckles and knocks you out, by pinching a nerve in the back of your head. Later, you wake up in a dark tight room, with professor chaos on top of you. He still seemed unconscious..*
Y/N: Ugh did this really happen again? Is this shit gonna go on loop or what?? *you were loud enough for Professor chaos to wake up as he opens his eyes slowly you then realize you were tied up, your arms behind your back and your legs together. You then read a sticky note on one of the ropes and it was from mysterion.* "Payback for tying ME up!" *Professor chaos then jolts up, extremely flustered*
Professor chaos: S-Sorry! I didn't mean to fall unconscious on you! I'm deeply sorry! *he puts his hands up while he talks like he really means it.* Y/N: it's fine you couldn't control it anyways... wait... HEY! WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE TIED UP!? ARGHHH
Professor chaos: I guess you got payback from them haha! I guess they also like doing kinky stuff! *you roll you eyes* Y/N: Now's not the time dude...
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SORRY FOR THE SHORT CHAPTER, MY MENTAL HEALTH HAS BEEN SHIT LATELY AND IDK WHY I WAS CRINGING AT MY STORY IN SOME PARTS.. IDK IT JUST SEEMS SO CORNY BUT ILL TRY TO UPLOAD MORE OFTEN IF THATS WHAT YALL WANT!! CYAAAA 🤭
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Mysterion x Y/N x Prof. chaos
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