Cream: Umm Mr. Ladarian.
Me: Yes Cream?
Cream: Can we get ice cream?
Me: Umm sure?
Cream: Yay thanks dad.
Me: Wait did you call me dad?
Cream: Y-Y-You don't like it.
Me: N-N-No I would love to be your dad.
Cream: Really!?!
Me: Yep.
Cream: YAY!!!!!!!!