Starscream: I can't believe Lady Megatron left me to babysit them It not fair, oh when I see her I'll-
Megatron: You do what Starscream?
Starscream: AHHH LADY MEGATRON FORGIVE ME FOR MY SASS!!!
Megatron: Anyways I like you to meet Ladarian.
Me: Hi.
Starscream: Wait, as in THE SON OF JOHN CALDWELL!!!
Megatron: Yes, he is-
Starscream: MARRY ME!!
Megatron: WHAT!!!!
Me: *blushes* What?
Starscream: D-Did I say that out loud?
Megatron: Yes, you did, now GET OUT BEFORE I DESTROY YOU MYSELF!!!
Starscream: YES LADY MEGATRON!!!
Me: Are you too harsh on her?
Megatron: Not harsh enough.