Ryan: Did you eat my cookie that was on the counter?
Allen: We're dating.
Ryan: So???
Allen: Dating is communism. It was OUR cookie.
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Ryan: Did you eat my cookie that was on the counter?
Allen: We're dating.
Ryan: So???
Allen: Dating is communism. It was OUR cookie.