Oscar sauntered up to Nolan.
Oscar: yo wassup Nolan
John: what the actual frickety fuck how did you escape prison and why would you come to me when you know I have to arrest you
Oscar: actually you can't or I will snitch on you and all your cop friends who are going to commit more crimes than me at the rate they're going
Nyla: John stop talking and kiss me
John: yeas ma'am
Oscar: uhm- maybe I should blackmail someone who's in the right mindset (he starts walking to Angela)
Angela: hey are you coming to join us? If so can you tell me which boob looks more succulent? Celina says it's my left boob but I think the right is
Oscar: (does a full 180 and walks off) on the other hand I think I might just hand myself in. They said the streets changed since I've last been on them but I didn't realise I'd been away for that long
Oscar keeps ranting on to himself when he bumps into Chris.
Oscar: hey aren't you that DA guy that was dating Lucy? Can you please take me back to jail?
Chris: not right now I need to win my girl back
Oscar: I don't think-
Chris: I don't care what you think. I will show her my devotion (Chris walks off to the direction of the taco truck)
Oscar: (mutters) maybe if you'd listened to me, you wouldn't be walking into that fucking trauma trap.
Chris turns the corner and sees all of the officers.
Chris: yo wassup everybody
Celina: hey Chris! Wanna help me and Angela solve a problem? See, I think that Angela's left-
Chris: yeah not right now I need to find Lucy
Celina: oh I don't think that's a great time right now
Chris looks inside the van and sees Lucy. Getting railed by Tim.
Chris: hey! What are you doing to my wife
Lucy and Tim: Sorry!?! Wife???
Chris: yeah just sign here
Lucy: hell naw
Chris: but I wrote you a poem! It goes like this: roses are red, hedges get trimmed, if I see you fucking Tim, ima chop off his dick!
Lucy: that doesn't even rhyme. Why that poem specifically?
Chris weilds a small hatchet from his briefcase
Lucy: Tim! Take your dick out of me so that we can run!
Tim: wait! (Pushes Chris out the way) there won't be enough time
with Lucy seated on his fully erect dick, Tim starts speeding away. He grunts slightly as the bouncy motion from Lucy bouncing on him as he runs makes him want to cum. Lucy moans slightly
Lucy: Tim you are definitely the most unique sex experience ive ever had
Tim: aww thx BB
Oscar is watching the whole commotion unfold in front of him.
Oscar: I can't take this anymore
He runs off into the sunset
Part 5 coming soon maybe
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The Office Party
Fanfictionthought I would try out a new writing layout. this might just be one of the most cursed things you've ever read. disclaimer: I will not pay for your therapy
