I think I love you 🖤Rodrick Heffley x FEM! reader🖤

YO MAMA!

It's going to be a bit of a time skip. You guys have been here for a while now maybe like a month?

I don't think I could write the first day because I know Jack shit about school (I'm homeschooled) so sorry about that 😅

Anyways enjoy!

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We've been here for about a month now and things are going great!

Up until this morning.

Let me tell you something about s/n, when she's telling us something important she has bad timing. What do I mean by that? I'll give you a perfect example.

This morning we were all eating breakfast when my sister suddenly says "by the way there's a school play tonight." She said it like it was just announced or something. Mom started freaking out and asking her a bunch of questions. Turns out she was just working backstage like with curtains and sets and stuff she wasn't actually in the play.

That's basically how I ended up where I am now. I am currently sitting in the audience with my mom waiting for the wizard of oz play to start.

I hate school plays. Even if I'm not in them. I guess I just feel the anxiety for all those kids feel because I've been in one school play and it was the worst thing of my entire life. You memorize your lines and then when you finally get out there in front of millions of people you suddenly forget your own name. Who in the flying fuck invented school plays? 

I felt my mom tapped me on the shoulder and I look in her direction. "Isn't that your friend?" She said whispering and pointing to the row in front of us. I look where she's pointing and sure enough there he is, sitting in front of me to my left.

Back at the beginning of the month I was actually surprised my mom let me hang out with Rodrick. So I'm pretty sure she's just happy that I made a friend.  After the first day of school Rodrick dropped me off at my house. In his van. When I entered my house I saw that Mom was looking out the window I looked out with her and saw Rodrick stepping out of his van in the process tripping and dropping his drumsticks. He hastily picked them up and then realized mom was staring. All he did was just awkwardly wave at her before running into his house. Afterwards she walked away from the window and said, "strange boy"

I'm pretty sure the reason why she lets me be friends with him is because she knows him. Back at her old home if she saw me hanging out with someone strange whom she's never met before, she would make sure they're at least 50 yards away from me. But since she knows Rodrick she trusts him. Even though sometimes he can be........ That's the end of that sentence.

I flicked the back of his head to get his attention. It worked and he turned around with a angry expression. When he saw it was me he smiled and waved. I did the same. The play started soon after that.

It was a bit later and three kids in tree costumes came on to the stage. I realized the middle one was Greg. Oh boy I feel sorry for him. "BUBBY!" I heard Manny call out. Rodrick told me that bubby is Manny's nickname for Greg but he's super embarrassed about it. Greg improvised and said," hey bubby you dropped an apple." Leaving the other kid confused as hell. The teacher starting playing the piano and they all started singing. Rodrick pulled up the camera and when Greg saw it he stopped singing. One by one they all stopped singing. The teacher started whispering their lines to them thinking they forgot but they said nothing. When I heard a bratty voice.

"SING! Come on Greg Heffley! Stop ruining the play like you ruin everything else! Don't make me come over there and beat you up again!" I have no idea who this bitch is but I just wanted to have a little fun.

"LIKE HOW YO MAMA BEATS YOU BECAUSE YOU A BITCH??" The whole audience burst out in laughter even mom was laughing. "Y/n you wicked wicked child!" The brat turned towards the audience. "WHO SAID THAT!?" Thankfully because of the stage light she couldn't see the audience very well. That's when Greg picked an apple off his costume and threw it at her. But she's got to have like Peter tingle or something cuz she caught that fucking thing without even looking. She looked towards Greg and was about to throw it at him when another Apple from backstage hit her in the back. I need to know who did that. 

Pretty soon everyone on stage was throwing Apples each other. It was fucking hilarious! I leaned forward and whispered into Rodrick's ear. "You better be getting this shit" "oh I'm getting all of it " he said smirking.

A bit later we met up with s/n and she said she threw the apple. That was the first time I have ever seen mom so proud of her for doing something she's not supposed to. Just as we were leaving I heard someone call my name.

I turned around and saw Rodrick running towards me.

"Hey Rodrick!" I said smiling. "Hey Y/n! I want to ask you something, tomorrow me and my bands are having a rehearsal in the garage and I was wondering if you wanted to come and see us play." Tomorrow I'm free so what the hell? " sure! Would one be ok?" "Definitely! I'll see you tomorrow!" And with that we went our separate ways. When I got back to my family mom had a big smile on her face. "Why are you so happy?" I asked her. "Hm? Oh nothing." She said continuing to smile.

Weird.

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Hey guys! 

I hope you enjoyed this chapter!

As for dream updates. A few days ago I had a dream where some of my old crushes were there. But something is missing and I knew it. And for the past few nights I've had dreamless sleeps.

What the fuck is that about?

Anyways I'll see you guys on the other side!