leave me alone gaddangit
grrr
okey that's enough yapping.
getting into my villain arch
grrr
It was the usual Tuesday.
Crime. Your [town, city, or whatever else I can think of] was known for its fair share of villains. There were the usual cops everywhere, driving up and down the streets, sirens wailing, and bright lights flashing. Before, when there was only one villain here, everyone would lose their minds. But now, since there have to be at least 20 or more, they've just gotten used to it. No big deal, is what they would say.
You were walking to the store because you had no milk (imagine) and you wanted some cereal. You had your hands in your pockets, with your head down—not down enough to where you couldn't see where you were going. With your air pods in and jamming out to your favorite music to do general stuff, you kept a steady walking pace.
You could hear people running in the opposite direction as you were walking. This didn't seem to process soon enough because, I swear to God, as soon as you looked up, you bumped into someone, and a large cloud of white stuff (it's not crack I swear) poofed onto you. It smelled like pure stars and moonrock. It didn't smell bad, but it didn't smell good either. It was a confusing smell.
"Oh, a fleshy human creature?"
The person said this before bending down to look you dead in the eyes. There is no person. Twas a bad crimey crime lad. (Oh my gorsh it's Allikae.) Your breath hitched as you saw its eyes flicking up and down you, taking a step closer. You stepped back, trying to get a better look at it (you rat), until you recognized him.
(OOOH, YALL GOT BEEF!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIDUFRGHOIUSERGTOIUH-)
Towering and metallic, Allikae cuts a figure with his pilot hat perched atop his head, with antennae bent back with little x's at the tips. His left eye was scarred and crossed out from an injury. A long metal tail extends from his robotic form. His piercing green eyes glow with an otherworldly intensity, radiating an aura of power and authority. Draped in a regal purple mantle, adorned with a high collar and a distinctive triangle button, Allikae commands attention wherever he goes. Despite his outward appearance as the quintessential extraterrestrial villain, ruler of Xnixes, and Винценц, he is a master strategist who has spent decades plotting against heroes and foiling their plans. (wowie) He blinked, it finally registering in his head. He stood straight up, putting his gloved hands on his hips. (yass)
"Well, wouldn't it be?"
He growled, his antenna flicking a bit. You stepped back again, a little spooked by how tall he was. (8'8 shorty)
"U-uh... Heyyy Al... Nice seeing you here."
You said it, nervously laughing. You were the first human he has E V E R gotten close with (hint, hint, nudge, nudge, slap, kick, push, choke, choke). The corner of his mouth raised in clear disgust.
"Do not call me that."
He barked, snarling a bit. You stepped back again, putting your hands up in a defensive position. You put your left foot back, just enough to get ready to make a run for it. His eyes flicked down to your foot, obviously noticing this.
(epic chase scene???????????????)
He blinked, stepping closer. He looked at you with a demanding gaze. You were filled with adrenaline; people's screams and yells could be heard. It started to fade out as you looked down, then back up. He was right in your face. You decided. You would run and hope for the best.
Panic surged through the group as they navigated the crowded thoroughfares, their frantic footsteps echoing off the surrounding buildings. (OOOOH!) With every speedy and purposeful stride, you felt the weight of Allikae's pursuit bearing down on you. His determined gaze followed your every move, a silent reminder of the danger that lurked just behind. The narrow alleyways and winding streets provided little respite as you darted through the maze-like urban landscape, desperate to evade your relentless pursuer.
(ADRENALINE!!!)
You felt the cold and unforgiving air running through your hair with the screams, yells, sirens, and honking of the city. You were sprinting, full-speed jogging. The loud-ish flapping of Allikae's cape right behind you. Looking over your shoulder, you could see him gaining himself, running full speed as well. (AAAAHHH!!!!)
As you neared the outskirts of the city, a glimmer of hope beckoned in the distance. With renewed determination, you pushed yourself onward, fueled by the adrenaline of the chase. The rhythm of your footsteps echoed the pounding of your heart, driving you forward with a singular goal: to escape from Allikae's grasp. (OH MY GORSHHHH-) But as you reached a dead end, your heart sank. There was nowhere left to run. Allikae's metallic form loomed ominously before you, blocking any hope of escape. His green eyes gleamed with a predatory glint, reflecting the fear that gripped your heart. (yoinky shploinky)
You were cornered, trapped like prey in the jaws of a predator. Adrenaline surged through your veins as you frantically searched for an exit, but every avenue seemed blocked by the towering figure before you. Your breath came in ragged gasps as you braced yourself for the inevitable confrontation. Allikae's booming footsteps came closer to you, echoing off the walls of the alley, his bright eyes glowing in the dark. You could now see the little stars on the inside of his dramatic cape could glow as well, a soft off-purple white. (That's a color, I swear.)
"You have nowhere to run, little maggot."
He growled, stepping right in front of you, his breathing slightly fatigued from the running. (He used to call you a maggot when you got on his nerves.)
"W-w-we can talk about this!"
You beckoned, fully pushed up against the brick wall. You were fearing for your life. You thought he was going to kill you, or worse. (uhhhhhh) Allikae advanced, his metallic footsteps echoing off the surrounding walls. Fear washed over you like a tidal wave as you prepared to face your old friend (you were more than friends, buddy boiah), knowing that this would be a battle for survival like no other.
Ignoring your plea, Allikae continued his advance, each metallic footstep echoing off the walls, closing the distance between you. As he stood before you, his towering figure casting a shadow over you, the weight of the situation fully set in. This was no longer a confrontation between old friends. It was a battle for survival, and you were about to face it head-on with nothing but fear and uncertainty clouding your mind. (OOOOHHHH)
As Allikae loomed over you, his presence was overwhelming, filling the narrow alley with a suffocating aura of power. His metallic form seemed to crackle with energy, a stark contrast to the fear that gripped you.
"You were always a nuisance, but now you've become a liability," Allikae sneered, his voice dripping with contempt. "I should have dealt with you long ago."
With a swift motion, he reached out, his mechanical gloved hand closing around your throat and lifting you effortlessly off the ground. Panic surged through you as you struggled against his grip, clawing at his hand in a desperate attempt to break free.
"You think you can leave me and get away with it?"
Allikae's voice was low and dangerous.
"You will pay for your treachery, you plebian."
As he tightened his grip, cutting off your air supply, the world around you began to fade. The last thing you saw was Allikae's cold, glowing eyes, filled with a mixture of anger and satisfaction, before everything went dark.
AAAAHAHAHHA!!!
GET REKT
I AM NOT TYPING MORE.
MY BRANE HURTS
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okey byeee
(1267 words lmao)
