omg nobody even recommended this but im doin it anygays
You were a bored little bozo and you just finished watching the Amazing Digital Circus pilot, and you decided to go browse the amazing digital Amazon wish list. I stg- the first thing that showed up was the goddayum Oculus Quest 2.(💀) With a very educated decision, you done bought it, for the low price of $249.99.(education 100) It soon arrived at yo door on a friday night. How convenient. You, with your gremlin waddle, ran up to the door, opened it very aggressively, and yoinked the package inside. You were practically drooling to play some of them sweet VR games. Luckily you already had a game, because you and your stupid brain broke yo last VR headset.(bozo) You decided to see how this thing works, so you put it on and- oh how nice. You cant get it off. You were then MAGICALLY transported to a digital circus. WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
(you idiot)
"Uhh What-" You said, looking around like you didnt just put yourself into this situation.(IDIOT)
"MY MY! LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER HUMAN HAS ENTERED THIS REALM! Thats...-" Caine yelled, but was interrupted by Kinger screaming.
"AAH-" He was screaming at Bubble.(🫧🫧🫧)
"AAAHHH-" He screamed again. Bubble was doing absolutely nothing. Jax waked closer to you, inspecting yo ass with a little smirk.
"KINGER! SHUT THE-" Caine yelled at Kinger screaming, he was interrupted again by Jax.
"Caine-..." Jax said, putting his hand in your face. (ew-...gross)
"Jax..." Caine responded. Ragatha walked over to you, peeling Jax's hand off of your face and softly held your back. (I hate you so much Jax- WHOOPSIES! IT APPEARS MY DEAD FISH WALKED ON MY KEYBOARD!)
"Who is this? We already have Pomni- she is already too much." Jax said, pointing at Pomni and looking at Caine with a hard glare. Pomni was casually vomiting in the background when Jax pointed to her.
"Are they gonna lose their mind too?" Zooble added, putting her hand on her hip(?)
"Uh-..." Caine couldn't respond to them SPECIFIC questions. (goddayum, where Gangle?)
You just looked around, clueless as hell. :|
"Its okay, this...happens." Ragatha said, still holding your back. You already liked this one in particular. You blinked, still adjusting to the vibrant and surreal world around you. (YOUR PERSONALITY IS TOO BRIGHT FOR MY LIKING- WAAAH- *disintegrates*)
Caine cleared his throat, regaining control of the situation. "Now, now, let's not overwhelm our guest. You-my friend- have stumbled into a realm of wonder and whimsy!" Caine yelled, his eyes popping out of dat spot where they usually are. (*shrugs* idunno dont ask me)
"What the f-[Boi-oi-ng!]- k is happenin- Oh yeahhh! I know this!" You said, remembering the godayum pilot you JUST watched a few days ago. (WHO ARE YOU SIMPING FOR. WHO. ARE. YOU. SIMPING FOR-)
"Do you know your name tho?" Caine asked, getting closer to your face. You shook your head, not remembering crap about you.
"eeeEXCELLENT!- wait a minute-" Caine yelled, realizing that was the wrong response, crossing his arms and doin that classic🤔 but looking down. (ERM- AcKShUaLlY-)
You just stood there, watching Caine use his last brain cells on words. Jax absolutly curb-stomp the living shart out of Gangles comedy mask, she was bawling at this point.(🥲) Kinger turning into a silly little fire alarm, pointing at Bubble. Pomni absolutely losing her shart and vomiting everywhere, and Ragatha. She was standing behind you, her hands on your shoulders.(and I just waddled up behind you like NYERRRRRH-)
"Yall got food? Im hungy" You said, patting your tummy (TUM TUM TUM TUM TUMS)
"AH! YES! SHIFT YOUR GAZE OVER YONDER! (not yandere) AN AMAZING DIGITAL FEAST!- I need some time alone." Caine yelled, pointing his cane over to the table filled with food, before floating off in a random direction. (what is bro doin, man??? what is he doin🤨🤨🤨🤨 ) You done waddled over to the table, as Zooble and Jax were yelling at each other, the faint Honks! and Boings! in the background.
aanndd thats all my brane can write
toodaloo luvs :]
