KALANKIT

....PART 12....

(Recap)

(Jaise hi disha darwaza kholti h toh cheekhti h or behosh ho jati h cheekh sun ke sb bahar aate h or samne dekh kr shock ho jate h tahir or yn ne varmala phn rkhi h or yn ke pure kpde kumkum se laal ho rkhe h)

Tf- TAHIR KYA YE SB
TUNE

Tahir- Baba saa shaadi ki h or ye aapki Bahu h

Tm- (gusse me)
Hargiz nhi ek tawaif kbhi kisi ki pani ya nhi bn skti

(Disha hosh me aa jati h or tahir ko jakr hug krke rone lgti h)

Disha- Tahir ji aapne esa kyu ek tawaif se shaadi kr li aapne ye jante huye bhi ki humari shaadi hone wali h

Tahir- dur hato mujhse paas aane ki glti mt krna

(Tahir usko push kr deta h)

Tm- tahir kya badtameezi h ye tumhari hone wali patni h wo

Tahir- maa saa hone wali hogi jb hogi
Ab ye ho chuki h meri patni
Or koi aur aurat mujhe chuye ye mujhe manzur nhi

(Tahir yn ka hath pkd kr andr le jane lgta h yn sirf niche dekh kr roye jaa rhi thi )

(Tabhi tf chillate h)

Tf- VIKAS SURESH MANIK
KAHA NAR GYE SB KE SB

(Tbhi 3 hatte katte aadami andr aate h )

Tf- feko iss aurat ko Ghar se bahar
Or wo halat krna ki iski rooh kaap jaye

(Wo log yn ka hath pakadne hi wale hote h ki Tahir table pr rkh vase fek deta h)

Tahir- CHUNA TOH DUR AGR EK KADAM OR AAGE BADHAYA TOH ZINDA JALA DUNGA

(teeno dar jate h or wahi ruk jate)

Tf- dekh kya rhe ho feko ise bahar
(Do dare huye hote h pr ek yn ko ghoor ke dekh rha tha )
(Tahir ye notice kr leta h or apni gun nikal ke teeno ko shoot kr deta
Sb flinch krte yn bhot Drrr jati h or zor zor se rone lgti h)

Tahir- jaan kuch nhi hua h rona bnd kro me hu na

Tm- ye ladki iss ghr me nhi rhegi
Or na me ise bahu maanungi
Pta nhi kis kis ke sath raat rangeen ki h
Ise khud nhi pta hoga kitni baar mrd Bdl chuki h

(Tahir niche rkhe glass table pr punch krta h or wo Tut jata h tahir ka haath khoon se lathpat ho jata h)

Tahir- MAA SAA ME APNI BIWI KE KHILAF EK SBD NHI SUNUNGA

Sb flinch ho jate h Tahir ki roar se)

(Tabhi Raman kehta h)

Raman- Tahir yn ko kmre me lekr jaa

(Tahir yn ko bridal style me utha ke le jata h)

Tm- Raman ye tune kya kiya

Raman- masi maa maafi chahunga aapki baat ke against gya
Pr soch ke dekhiye agr tahir ko glti se bhi anger attack aagya toh use smbhalna namumkin ho jayega kyuki wo yn se obsessed h

Jay- ( dheere se bolta h)
Iska godhe jaisa dimaag kya toh chalta h aaye  haye me mar jawa gud khake

Javin- mujhe apna dimag Raman Bhai ke sexy dimaag se badlna h

(Tabhi yuvam bolta h)

Yuvam- haa mami maa, mama saa tahir ka gussa hi itna khatarnaak h agr use attack aaya toh kya hoga

Tf- baat toh sahi h beta pr hum smbhal lenge doctors smbhal lenge

Raman- mujhe esa nhi lgta mosaji
Kyuki ye koi normal situation nhi h
Or jaha tk mujhe yaad h doctors phle bhi keh chuke h ki attack choti cheez ke liye ho ya chota ho toh smbhal skte mujhe nhi lgta yaha doctor tahir ke pass bhi jayega or isse Tahir ki jaan ko sbse bada khatra h
Dekha nhi aapne kaise usne aapme se kisi ki baat nhi suni sbki baat taal di
Or bechari disha ka toh ro ro ke bura haal h (smirk internally)