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Some passports👁👄👁
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"I dare Bulgaria to deport Turkey like in the good old commie days"
Bulgaria read the dare out loud for Turkiye to hear
Turkiye:Like she can deport me im so much better then everyone here so I dare her to try
Bulgaria jumped at the opportunity of course as she hates this dude more then anything and no one is sure if she hates him more or less then Greece but who knows?
Serbia:Bulgaria murder him please he is more annoying then me even i don't go always around saying im so much better like this guy is a Tea sucker
Croatia:don't act like you aren't a pain in the ass you are the worst here
Serbia:i hate you right back Bulgaria shuted both of them up becouse who dares steal her spotlight in this? During this Turkiye was slowly, making little to no sound exceping this becouse he knows Bulgaria hates him and when he came upstairs he went to Greece's room but to his umluck she was in the room
Greece:what the hell are you doing here?don't know if i hate you or North Macedonia more you dumb motherfucker tea idiot food stealer good for nothing scum
Turkiye:why so violent im only here hidding from Bulgaria so she dosent deport me so please help me
Greece:why should i help you in this you are my worst ENEMY if i don't have you forget
Turkiye:becouse who will you be fighting with if my beautiful self gets deported
Greece:Macedonia exists let me remind you
Turkiye:but does she bring out the worst of you like me
Greece:fair point I geuss you can hide here only becouse Bulgaria ate the last feta cheese
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Downstairs Bulgaria was fighting with Serbia then she realized Turkiye was no where to be seen Bulgaria:that sneky ass tea motherfucker bitch where is he i swear to God in gonna deport his ass for good
She was trying to find him everywhere, first the living room where she almost ruined it, then the kitchen which ended up having the same fate as the poor living room and of course the downstairs bathroom but it ended up somehow surviving she then went upstairs to his room first he wasent their but she broken up his room for good and of course everything he holds dear like his boiler for water, his tea bags, his cups and his expensive shampoos that he dosent need since his currency was already worthing less then russian rubles even if Russia is sanctioned for the war by this point by everyone, she then went to Serbia's room and nothing again but she didn't break anything becouse Serbia broke her arm the last time she bombed her room with her rocket launcher and she checked every room even her own and nothing but she didn't cheek one room.. And that was Greece's room since why would Turkiye be their i mean Greece hates Turkiye more then having a economy not in dept? Bulgaria gave up and went to her room to sleep since it was a lot of work bombing every room she found you know?
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Turkiye:just admit it Greece your helplessly in love with me i mean of course you are i am so much better then everyone i am amazing i don't need anyone
Greece was laughing at him about how much he is ranting about how much better he is then everyone their but who is she to burst his delusional bubble she hated that she found how confident he is kinda cute but also very annoying at times i mean who wouldnt if you had a Turk yelling about how much they are better when they broke ass poor shitty economy lira is worthless more then Russian rubles I mean she kinda even felt sorry for him for how delusional he is every day and night I mean how is he so delusional, even Serbia's ranting about Greater Serbia has more sense and chance of happening then Turkiye becoming stable i mean more chance of Serbia taking over the world then Turkiye to be stable you all know it's true so don't you dare Turks try to hide it? I mean if you are so great like you claim why are their so much of you in Germany and Austria like damn delusional much?
Greece:yeah sure your delusional
Turkiye:yet you still letten me hide here and are talking to me and my "delusional comments" as you claim
Greece scoffed at him but maybe their was some true behind Turkiyes words that she didn't even know were true herself
Turkiye:oh come on admit it
Greece:but I still let you hide here? Do you want me to call Bulgaria to deport your sorry delusional ass?
Turkiye:no madam
Greece:good boy Greece gigled when Turkiye went red at her calling him good boy i mean who wouldnt?
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Y'all i love Turkiye don't get me wrong Turkiye is like my second favorite country after Greece so don't get anything here wrong and don't get insulted
