Balkans Stories

Sretovo is a place where you don't just lose your way. You lose your reality. Welcome to the Velebit mountains, 1990s, where the town itself feeds on your deepest fears. Copyright © 2026 Zlatan Calminsky. All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, scanned, or distributed in any printed or electronic form without permission from the author. This is a work of fiction.

Charles Bukowski meets Emir Kusturica-Balkan style! A humorous, gritty memoir, How to Find and Lose a Job in the Balkans, follows the chaotic daily life of a young man navigating the turbulent Balkan reality. No matter how hard he tries to find employment, he breathes a sigh of relief every time he loses it. A colorful parade of characters passes through his life, but the only constants are his love for women, booze, and above all, his grandmother. Perfect for fans of Charles Bukowski, John Fante, and dark, unfiltered storytelling. Note: This book contains explicit language and profanity! Copyright © 2026 Zlatan Calminsky. All Rights Reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, scanned, or distributed in any printed or electronic form without permission from the author. This is a work of nonfiction.

cringe fanfic, I wrote when I was drunk. hetalia balkans meet pjo

All the countryhumans can choose to attend different schools, academies colleges and so on despite the fact that they already have all the knowledge to run their own nation. Among the many groups of countryhumans that decided they would attend ware also the Balkans a bunch of some fairly new countries known for being the cause of chaos in Southeast Europe. so what happens when they create a group chat a few weeks before summer holidays for the purpose of helping echother pass? and will they actually only use it for studying purposes?

DISCONTINUED STORY, it will probably continue one day but I cannot guarantee when DISCLAIMER: This story is satire and has to be taken as such. I hold none of the intolerant views the characters do, they are only for entertainment purpose! Please don't take this story seriously. Did you ever wonder what would happen if Esper Saiki Kusuo, 17, would suddenly get trapped in Eastern Europe? No? Well, that's good, because this story will fully surprise you! Our favourite Esper got a few years of rest after the end of season 2, but peace was never an option! Between endless train rides, stupid challenges and evil stray dogs, a completely new adventure awaits him... Only in "The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. in Eastern Europe"! Characters coming from Saiki Kusuo no Psi Nan belong to their respective owners. All the translations in foreign languages (except Romanian, French and German) are courtesy of Google Translate. Feel free to correct them in the comments.

A young girl starts keeping her diary when her family is forced to hide inside the apartment during an urban siege. She tells about her family, what they are doing, and how they survive. But supplies are running out, and her parents start to feel the pressure.

Darko needed to escape from his situation and had his friends take care of it.

A man comes across one of the most important discoveries of the 19th Century, living Neanderthals.

LAST EDITED: 7/4/26 I decided to republish this book to showcase my #2 horrendous fanfic from 2021 Book similar to 🇭🇷×🇷🇸, Eurovision and others:) Art not mine i can(t) draw This is my 2nd CountryHuman Story📚 And this is my Fav ship:] i got idea while going to discontinue my first CountryHuman Story and it's a bit of Rick roll and i have a miss with my pics the screen look so dark but anyways This story is only Focus on the Balkans and Europe.(Sometimes Asia, Africa, America, Oceania and Others being added) The Croats and The Serb look friendly but sometimes they Having Problems, This CountryHuman Story will show you up how the Croats and The Serb Relationship look like. Serbia and Croatia have Different Relationship, Croatia have Love Relationship with Serbia, Serbia have suspiciously relationship with Croatia, Croatia tried to Make serbia think that she Wasn't his Enemies anymore, Slovenia, Kosovo and Montenegro who simp Croatia and Serbia they Supposed them, Croatia Make excuse because Slovenia said that he simp she and serbia and Serbia feel like someone call Him but they just talk eachother That was close.... ☢️WARNINGS!☢️ •Story inspired:many~ •Country reveal goal:100 Reads •Face Reveal:??? •Creater is Asian~ •bit of Rick roll •bit of Get stick bugged LOL •Don't read this story lf you don't like this ship •NO Nethernesia •Complete in someday(in This year) •CountryHumans •Bad/Mistake Grammars •Multishipping -Ranking •#1 in Balkans •#2 in Bosnia •#3 in Serbia •#5 in Bulgaria •#5 in Slovenia •#5 in Kosovo Thanks for reading!!!

Albania and serbia on a date❤️🤨>

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Nesto opet o meni jao pa ja samo o sebi ocigledno ovdje pisem

Story of a great man

A trip along the Danube in 1990, passing the lost island of Adakaleh...

Nesto novo o jednom poznanstvu naravno

So yeah this is where is my headcanons are in :]

Uvid u 2016 kroz zahvale.

Е сега, то почти всички славяни се поамериканчиха! Не мога да разбера защо, славянският начин на живот е много по-хубав. Тука, в тази книга ще разказвам защо. А и поне тука, в славянските страни има хубаво кисело мляко и сирене, което става за нещо.