Fuck off. || Scaramouche x f! Reader.

4.HIM?!

Y/n's pov

"WHAT THE FU-" i got cut off by my mom elbowing me.

"Language, honey" she stated looking at me with wide eyes.

"YOU AGAIN?" The short guy stared in shock.

"Uhh- kuni, you know y/n?" Yae miko turned to him.

"i don't know her. I mistook her for someone else i guess" He said as he death stared me. I glared at him.

"U-um well, kunikuzushi, join us for dinner. I- well miko made your favourite along with tea." ei said to the boy without making eye contact. That's weird.

"it's scaramouche. And no thanks, i will just eat in my room." He grabbed the food and gave me one last glare before turning around to leave. WHAT WAS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM? And why is he so goddamn attractive.
Wait, why did ei call him kunikuzushi if his name is scaramouche though?..

Scaramouche's POV

I grabbed my food from the table and mumbled a little thanks to miko. She smiled at me and before turning around to leave i glared at the h/c haired girl and left the dining room.

As i was walking up the stairs i got a message from kazuha.

Kazu
Hey scara, i heard what happened. Are you alright?

Scara
Yeah i'm fine. Some bitch came and saved me ig.

Kazu
Thank archons.
What did they want this time?

Scara
They wanted me to leave the school. They even brought bats w them.
Such pussies lmao

Kazu
Oh archons.
Im going to talk to my mother about this, since, you know, she's the principal.

Scara
What will ur mom do about it.

Kazu
Idk. Probably expell or suspend them. They cant keep doing this to you scara. You know you're my best friend and i care for you, so that's why im going to tell my mom.

Scara
Tysm kazu.

Kazu
Of course. Anything.
Scara reacted with "❤️"
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I sighed and opened the door to my room. (Dont ask me how he was typing while holding smth in his other hand and walking up the stairs at the same time.)

I locked the door and layed on my bed. I grabbed the headphones and turned on my playlist.

I was listening to the music while sipping my tea. The bitter, the better. It leaves the most fascinating aftertaste.

Now now, what did that pedophile give us for art homework.

I grabbed my art notebook and saw that there was no homework. How in the teyvat didnt he give us homework? Weirdo. He always gives us alot of homework.

2nd person POV

You were still shocked to see the hot short guy.

"We should get going now, it's late. Thank you for having us in ei. It was great to see you guys again. Have a good night!" M/n said and tapped on your shoulder since you zoned out.

"It was great to see you again, old friend. Farewell. Get home safe. I wish you a good night." Ei said formally as miko just waved at you two while smiling.

"Honey, we're going home." She whispered to you and you snapped out of your thoughts.

"Oh-um yeah, sorry." You said awkwardly.
You got up and bid farewell to the couple as you and your mother walked out of the big mansion.

"Get in the car sweetie." taller/shorter woman motioned you to get in the passanger seat as she opened the door for you.

"Thanks mom."
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After about 20 minutes. You finally arrived at your house. You looked inside and gasped. It looked really comfortable for 2 people.
"Mom, wheres my room?" You asked tiredly. You just wanted to sleep since you were going to your new highschool tomorrow. "There y/n. You should rest. You have school tomorrow remember? You don't wanna be late on the first day do you?" M/n said smiling. "Yeahhh, thanks mom. Goodnight. I love you" you gave your mom a peck on the cheek and went to your room to unpack your bags and sleep.
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A/n: sorry for the short chapter guys. I promise the next one will be longer. im just rlly busy w school and shit. I barely have time to update. Also if u find any mistakes excuse me im writing this late. Cya guys ily all!!