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Alicia Silverstone
as
Eva Merrill
"I like being around people I ENJOY, thank you very much."
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River Phoenix
as
Chris Chambers
"Glad I amuse you Merrill"
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Wil Wheaton
as
Gordie LaChance
"then just. do it."
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Jerry O'Connell
as
Vern Tessio
"i ate all my lime beans this time, sincerely!"
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Corey Feldman
as
Teddy Duchamp
"Then I'll come along, and smack the shit out of you!"
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Bradley Gregg
as
Eyeball Chambers
"You're definitely better than the car."
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Kiefer Sutherland
as
Ace Merrill
"Ok you little bitch I'm leaving"
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Y/N Y/L/N
as
Veronica Tessio
"Let me know when y'all are done jerking each other off."
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And the rest of the goons as themselves
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Will we ever learn - a Chris Chambers story
AdventureYour Ace Merrill's little sister, the one no one knew he had.
