AN: I'm working on a few new chapters but I wanna keep updating so here y'all go :3
Ava: So I'm the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can't even lift a finger?
Leif: Do I get to pick the finger?
Leif: You're jealous.
Asch: Jealous?
Leif: That's why you were being so negative about this.
Asch: That's absurd. I'm always negative.
Pierce: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?
Leif: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.
Pierce: Wait... you eat shaving cream?
Leif: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.
*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Leif looks around at the wanted posters to see if they're on any of them.*
Rhys: Leif, are you a criminal?
Leif: Not here, I'm not!
Ava: Why can't any of you ever clean up after yourselves?
Leif: I have a person who does that for me.
Ava: Yeah, ME.
Leif: I'm glad you agree.
Rhys: Stressed.
Ava: Depressed.
Leif: Possessed.
Pierce: Obsessed.
Asch: Impressed.
Noi: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Noi: I just wanted to join in.
Leif: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Pierce: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Leif: God?!
Noi: Okay, two person huddle.
Asch: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
Leif: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?
Rhys: Asch, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!
Leif: Rebuke? Is that a word?
Rhys: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!
Leif: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?
Asch: Are you coming to bed?
Rhys: I can't. This is important.
Asch: What?
Rhys: Someone is wrong on the internet.
Noi: Leif is okay.
Rhys: They're okay? They said they were going to break my legs! And don't tell me they didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause they gave me the mackerel eyes, they meant it!
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Aphmau SMP + My Inner Demons Oneshots (Closed Requests for now)
FanfictionYoooo okay I just wanna have a place where I can post these stories cus I've been writing them but I have nowhere to put them Also, fair warning, Noi is the center of most of my stories (at this point, idk if MID is my special interest or Noi himsel...
