(*All nine of the KISS guys are whooping with joy*)
Suzy: So, where exactly are we going Emily?
Me: I'm glad you asked Suzy! The next part of the driving test is in the Amazon rainforest. It is the largest tropical rainforest in the world, covering approximately 5.5 million square kilometers (2.1 million square miles) across nine countries in South America. This vast and diverse ecosystem is home to millions of species of plants, animals, and insects, many of which are found nowhere else on Earth. The Amazon plays a crucial role in regulating the planet's climate, storing carbon dioxide, and producing oxygen, making it vital for the health of our planet.
Everyone else: Whoa...
Me: The Amazon Rainforest spans across Brazil, Peru, Colombia, Venezuela, Ecuador, Bolivia, Guyana, Suriname, and French Guiana. It is fed by the Amazon River, the second-longest river in the world, which carries more water than any other river and is responsible for about 20% of the world's total river flow. The region's climate is characterized by high humidity and rainfall, with an average annual precipitation of 2300 mm (90 inches).
The biodiversity of the Amazon is unparalleled, with an estimated 390 billion individual trees belonging to 16,000 different species. This rainforest is also home to one in ten known species on Earth, including 2.5 million insect species, tens of thousands of plants, and some 2,000 birds and mammals. Iconic species such as jaguars, sloths, and toucans are found here, as well as thousands of species yet to be discovered or classified.
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(*After all that, we all traveled on a boat to get to Rio De Jenro, where we will be checking in at a luxurious hotel*)
(*When we all got off the boat, we went to go rent a car so we could drive to the hotel*)
Ace: I can see a parade going on!
Paul: *notices all the women in the parade and their dressed up as various different animals, and can see that they've got big asses* 😍
Gene: *sees what Paul is seeing and wolf whistles at the women, and a few of them giggle*
Suzy: *gasps* Stanley Eisen! Chaim Weiz! 😮 This is no time for flirting with random ladies!
Paul: Aw come on. They're so sexy. *does one of his Starchild pouty faces at the women in the parade*
Gene: *flicks out his long tongue* 😘
Me: *takes out a rolled up newspaper and lightly hits both Paul and Gene with it*
