KISS Takes Their Driving Test-PART FIVE

Chapter Two

(*After we all got checked in our hotel, we decided to go and do some sight-seeing to get ourselves more familiar with the environment*)

(*The Next Day...*)

*Everyone but a familiar KISS frontman is waiting outside the hotel to get to the driving course*

Vinnie: *looks at the clock hanging on the wall* Where is he?

Ace: *shrugs his shoulders* I dunno. Paul said that he would be here.

Suzy: From all the sounds that me and Eric heard in our room last night, it seems that ole' glitter britches brought a woman with him to his room after that party.

KellerSinger19: Wait a minute...there was a party going on?

Bruce: Yeah there was.

Tommy: Apparently, they throw lots of parties and do things like going to the beach and all kinds of stuff.

Eric Carr: *nods his head* Yeah.

Me: *sighs, knowing that we all should've been at the driving course by now* I'll go see what's keeping him.

(*Emily goes inside the hotel, up the elevator, and then makes her way to Paul's room*)

Me: *knocks on the door*

Paul: *is too busy banging the hot Brazilian woman who he met at a party and had brought back to his room for a romantic night* Ohhh baaaabyyy...yess. That's it....🤤

Me: *takes out my phone and plays an audio of a goat screaming to get his attention*

Paul: AHHH!!! WTF??!!!

Brazilian woman: AHHH!!!

Me: Paul! It's time for you and the other KISS dudes to start the next part of the driving test! We've been waiting for almost thirty minutes and you still ain't even up out of bed.

Paul: Alright alright! I'm coming. Just let me get dressed first...

Me: *snickers at Paul's reaction to scaring him with the sound of a screaming goat* You're so silly, Starchild...😆

(*After the Starchild get himself ready for the day, he makes his way outside to where everyone is else is located...*)

Paul: Hey! *waves at everyone else*

Suzy: Took you long enough to get yourself over here.

Eric Carr: *chuckles* Did you enjoy yourself, frontman?

Paul: Yes I did, she was the hottest chick I'd seen in a long time.

Gene: *smiles* Wasn't she that woman we saw yesterday at the parade?

Paul: No, it wasn't. She actually had a twin sister, and she showed me a photo to prove it.

Me: Was she THAT good-looking or did you do all that stuff to her just because you were in a rock band?

Paul: *grins his famous smile* Absolutely.

(*Fifteen minutes later, at the driving course in the jungle...*)

Me: Welcome back, students. The next part of the driving test is in the Amazon rainforest, but since we're in the jungle, this is where we'll be having the driving course.

Eric Singer: Wow!

Ace: This place is huge...

Peter: *can hear lots of different sounds using his cat senses* And we're vulnerable to the creatures who lurk around in the shadows.

Me: Oh yeah, that reminds me! This time while doing your driving test, you'll have to watch out for wild animals that live here.

Vixen91: Like what Emily?

Me: Tarantulas, jaguars, crocodiles, and even Venus-Fly traps.

Eric Carr: What's a Venus Fly Trap?

KellerSinger19: It's a carnivorous plant that eats other insects.

Vinnie: Oh God...*scrunches up his nose in disgust* That's disgusting. 😖

Me: You guys will be fine as long as you follow the rules and stay out of trouble.

Vixen91: And don't forget to put on lots of deep-based insect repellent so the mosquitoes don't bite you and put nasty parasites into your body.

Gene: What kind of parasites are we talking about?

Me: You don't want to know...