Incorrect quotes part 1

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Miko, very drunk: Tiger, I have wanted to say this for a long time..........I-I love you.

Tiger, done with his shit but smiling: Aw, that's very sweet, Miko.

Tiger: Now, GO TO BED, DAMNIT!

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*At an awards ceremony*

Shakes: Hey Tiger, nice top!

Tiger: Thank yo-

Miko, next to Tiger: I have a name, you know, Shakes.

Shakes:......

Tiger, flustered:.......

Everyone there:.......

Miko, oblivious: what?

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North Shaw: You know, Miko gets Tiger flowers and chocolate everyday. Why can't you do that?

Liquido:.....

Liquido: If that's what you want.

*a while later*

Liquido: *giving Tiger roses and chocolate*

Tiger:????

Liquido: I am just as confused as you are.

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Miko: I am a wild, untamable beast! I kneel to no one!

Tiger, walking by: Hey Miko!

Miko: I am a domesticated little kitten and I obey only him.

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*middle of the night*

Stalker: I see you.

El Matador:*dramatic gasp*

El Matador: YOU CAN SEE ME?!

El Matador: BUT I'M NOT EVEN READY!!

Stalker:....

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Someone:*calls Tiger a bad player*

Miko, already at their house: so you have chosen death.

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El Matador: *enters a Museum*

El Matador, loudly: I am here to donate myself.

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Tiger: I need to practice my autograph. Can you lend me a paper?

Miko: sure.

Tiger: Thanks.

Tiger:.....

Tiger: Miko, This is a marriage certificate.

Miko: So?

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Miko: How is the most beautiful being in the whole universe doing today?

Tiger, flustered: I-

El Matador: *from across the room* I'm doing fine, thank you!

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I hope you like it! ❤️❤️💕💕🥰🥰




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