TiKo One-shots~

Incorrect Quotes part 2

Tiger: What? Miko is the most sweetest guy ever! why would you guys think he's cruel?

Supa Strikas: * Remembering the time Miko, 5'10, nearly killed a 6'4 man because he insulted his height* 

Dancing Rasta: uh huh

Shakes: yep, so sweet.

El Matador: *eye roll* reaaal sweet guy.

(y'all it's canon Miko has a bad temper!😭).

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Miko: I would kill for you.

Tiger: aww, Miko~

Miko: Now, ask me to kill for you

Tiger, deadpan: Miko, no-

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Ninja: I fell-

El Matador: From Heaven?

Ninja: No, I literally fell-

El Matador: In love with me the second you saw me?

Ninja: MY NOSE IS BROKEN!

El Matador: Ok, but be honest, do you think I'm pretty?

Ninja:....

Ninja:*sigh* yes...

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Miko: I have great memory! Name one time I forgot something!

Tiger: You forgot to warn the rest of our teams about the flight being moved and left them in Japan, while you took me to explore Uzbekistan.

Miko: I did that on purpose! try again, Koibito (sweetheart)!

Supa Strikas & Nakama FC:.....

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Tiger: Do you think butterflies get humans in their stomach when they're in love?

Miko: Darling, My love, Koibito, Light of my life. What the fuck did you eat?

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Miko: Hello 9-1-1? yes, hi, um, I accidentally raised my voice at my beloved and I need to be arrested.

9-1-1 operator: Mr. Chen, we've talked about this.

Tiger, who was at the opposite end of the field:......

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Tiger: If I could, I would cuddle with you 23/7.

Miko: why not 24/7 ?

Tiger: snack and bathroom breaks.

Miko: fair enough.

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Miko: I'm a confidant driver!

Uragiri: You almost ran over someone!

Miko: And I did it with confidence!

Miko: Plus it's her fault for insulting Tiger.

Uragiri: *exaggerated sigh*

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*Before dating and before Tiger left Nakama FC*

Tiger: Wow, he really seems to hate us.

Miko: maybe he's homophobic?

Tiger: but we're not gay?

Miko:....

Miko: we're not?

Nakama FC: you're not?

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Miko: My love, light of my life, honey, darling, koibito.

Tiger: *sigh* what do you want Miko?

Miko:.....

Miko: I forgot.

Tiger:....

Tiger, internally: don't kill him, don't kill him, don't kill him-

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HELP!! I need inspo!😭🥲 or atleast requests! (minus smut, i can't write smut for the life of me! maybe lemon?)