crk x pokemon au oneshots cause i can

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so
i have a pokemon x crk brainrot.
and now
you guys have to deal with it.

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emojis 4 characters!!!!

ancients
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🐑 - pv
🍒 - hb
🍫 - dc
🧀 - gc
🥀 - wl

beast cookies
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🎉 - sm (shadow milk)
🍬 - es (eternal sugar)
🍞 - mf (mystic flour) ((LMFAOOOOO))
🌶 - bs (burning spice)
🧂 - ss (silent salt)

etc (a.k.a everyone else that idgaf abt)
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🌙 - mama moonlight 😻
🌊 - sea fairy
☄️ - stardust
🍨 - affogato
🧪 - prune juice
🍷 - vampire
🥂 - sparkling
🌿 - herb
🎻 - mint choco
☕ - espresso
☕🥛 - latte
🥐 - croissant
🖋 - eclair
💎 - roguefort
🍓 - strawberry crepe
🍮 - custard iii

and more soon mwehehe...
(i just don't wanna add more rn)

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TEAMS! :D

i came up w/ everything please comment ideas cause i need to rework the entire e4's (except pv) and make every beast cookie BUT sm's

so.

🐑 - Venusaur, Cinccino, Ribombee, Lurantis, Togekiss, and Whimsicott (nd later on Xerneas because sm stole his whimsicott LMFAO)

🎉 - Meowscarada (which is soon later replaced with Giratina for scenario reasons from my head, he named Giratina cat btw), Meowstic, Polteageist, Blacephalon (obviously), Banette, and later on pv's Whimsicott that he stole

🌙 - Cresselia, G-Rapidash, Minior (specifically indigo), Lanturn (from her wife), Gardevoir, and Aurorus

i need more ideas for teams LMFAOOOO

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hcs!

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·like i said b4, sm literally STOLE pv's whimsicott
basically, it went like

'dawg where tf did my whimsicott go' .. 'haha L dickrider this is my whimsicott now L' .. 'dawg give it back 😿' .. 'no lol'

·wl prolly passes out half of the time during her elite 4 battles

·sm takes care of his giratina like it's his child (he relates to it too much)

·instead of the silver tree, the beast cookies were locked up in the distortion world w/ giratina

·sm hates spider pokemon.

more soon..mwehehe

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ty for reading my yap session :3