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Jason is Hungry

Note: Jason isn't dead (in this). The seven have their own table in the dining pavilion and Percy takes every chance he gets to make a joke.

"I'm hungry" Jason whined, putting a silly pout on his face.
At that, Percy snags Annabeth's bag and rummages through it, eventually pulling out a stapler. Percy got down on his knees in front of Jason and bent his head, holding the stapler above him in offering.
"Oh, Great Prince Sparky, Child of Zeus, accept my offering of your favourite childhood snack!" He proclaims triumphantly.
There was a stretch of silence where Jason looked absolutely bewildered and the rest of the seven where just staring at the two boys, trying to hold back their laughter. Finally, the joke registers and Jason jumps up.
"Why you little-" he exclaims, grabbing for Percy.
Percy darts away at the last second, running out of the dining pavilion and into the grassy common area. Annabeth snorts, Piper tries (and fails) to stifle her laughter, Frank covers his amusement with a cough, Hazel giggles, and Leo doubles over laughing, all of them watching the scene unfold. Jason chases after Percy, yelling incoherent Latin insults and laughing at the same time.

After about five minutes of watching the boys stumbling, tripping, running and yelling, Annabeth decides to intervene before Jason tries to mildly electrocute Percy. She gets up and walks over to the two boys.
"Wise Girl! Help meeeeeee!" Percy exclaims through his laughter, darting behind Annabeth for protection.
"Right, lets.... negotiate,"  Annabeth starts, "Jason, what would you like in return for not chasing my boyfriend into the depths of Hades?"
"Half of his supply of blue cookies and seven layer dip. FOR A MONTH" He smirks.
"WHAT!?" Percy exclaims, his face full of an accusing look.
Annabeth rolls her eyes and suppresses her smile.
"You heard me Waterboy" Jason states. 
Percy gets down on his knees yet again, this time fake begging.
"Please! Anything but my mothers cooking!" 
The blonde laughs and shakes his head.
Percy gets off the ground and turns around to Annabeth, now begging her.
"Annabeth? Please get him to change his mind. You know I can't live without my cookies!"
"I don't think he's going to change his mind Seaweed brain, he eats half the food even without a deal. Besides, maybe it'll encourage you to eat something without  dye in it."
Percy puts his hand to his heart, feigning hurt, and stumbles backwards dramatically making exaggerated sobbing noises. Jason raises an eyebrow and Annabeth rolls her eyes, giving an exasperated laugh. After he finished his little display of his mortal wound, Percy slips his hand into Annabeth's. 
"Fine, Grace. You can have the food. Just know that I'll be getting you back for this." Percy warns, giving the other boy a mock glare.

The three of them return to the dining pavilion, sitting down at the table where Annabeth explains the agreement to the rest of the Argo II. After another fit of laughter, everyone says good night and heads off to their respective cabins.