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(A/N ; Yes, again, just in case anyone is deciding only to read the damn Kokichi chapters ; Sorry for the slow updates, I've been sick. I'm still sick and feel like shit but I'll try to keep updating. It'll be kinda slow though, again, really sorry.)
"Rise and shine, ursine!"
What the fuck, I have to wake up every morning only to see the damn muppets on my monitors screen? Can I get a refund? I did not sign up for this. I'd prefer to wake up to literally anything else, just not a knife, preferably.
Oh, for the record, I'd been awake for a while now. Since I was the one who had suggested that we meet up at 8 a.m. when the dining hall reopens, it only makes sense that I should arrive early, riiiiiight?
"Nyum-nyum..." Monotard began, fiddling with his black scarf. "This is an official announcement from the Ultimate Academy!"
"It's 8 a.m., bitches!" Monokid barked out, yes, barked, all I hear is some bitch yapping. HE'S the bitch if anything. "Time to wake up and face the blood-drenched day!"
"I wonder who's dead this morning?" Monosuke pondered, implanting a horrible idea in my head. (Y/n) is okay, she's okay, she isn't dead. They're messing with you, nobody is dead.
'Don't worry, Kokichi. She was still half asleep when she told you to fuck off and give her five more minutes, but she isn't dead. You heard her voice, alive and well. Albeit angry at you.'
I can't have my only friend dying already, anyway. Again, I swear, I'm not dense when it comes to crushes and shit, but it's true... we're just friends, for now.
Soooo, where exactly IS my newest, totally awesome, super cool pretty friend?
"Stooop... if I suddenly see a dead body, I'll puke again!" Monophanie whined, already looking terribly ill.
Yeah, shut up, nobody cares about you. Maybe I'm in a bit of a sour mood, I'll feel better in a few minutes. As I'd hoped, barely a few minutes later the door opened and (Y/n) walked in, looking severely out of breath, she must've run. Her hair was slightly disheveled and her eyes were closed as she caught her breath.
Wow, even out of breath (Y/n) is gorgeous. I hesitated for a moment, my fingers twitching in her direction before I made up my mind and bounded over to her with a happy expression, grabbing onto the sides of her arms.
