Oh ho ho ho! I'm back I have something totally exciting to show you all!
So I spent about a month and a half tediously whittling down this chapter on and off. I felt off about it the whole time as I was trying to make it at first serious, then funny, and then a few other tones but I couldn't figure it out. Writer's block suuuuucks.
But as I was driving home after a grueling eight-hour shift in Gulag, the idea below hit me and it was so brilliant I cackled out as it solved my issues about the past, present and future of this story! So I scrapped the whole chapter and wrote this all from the ground up in just two weeks!
P.S: I have a little funny abridged retelling of the last chapter. It's there because it was fun to write and the end of this chapter will be dark guys.
So get comfortable and read on!
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LAST TIME ON A.C.S!
Yuta: So anyways! I pulled out my big sword and-!
Makima: Mmmmmm
Yuta: I uh, meant literal sword.
Makima: Sure you did minor, I uh mean, Yuta.
Yuta: Yeah, anyways gonna leave to hang out with friends so, byyyye. *Unnecessary Guitar Riff!*
Outside
Makima: Idiot minor, I mean Yuta. Thinking he can get out of his grooming session. No one gets out of their grooming sessions... no one.
Maki: Holy shit is that a giant bird!
Toge: BANANA SANDWICH!?
Nanako: Damn this place a total dump. Daddy why we in the slums.
Geto: We're not in the slums, this is my old school.
Mimiko: You're definitely right, this place ratchety AF.
Nanako: Tell it how it is sis!
Geto: Anyways! Hey kid with black hair who looks like the protagonist of this story. Wanna do something cool?!
Yuta: Why sure completely random stranger who rode that fucked up looking pelican. What do you want me to do for you today?
Geto: Do...A Racism
Gojo: Okay! That's enough out of you! First you leave me on read, then this crap. You on those alt right YouTube videos again Suguru?
Geto: No! Anyways! Fine, I don't need any underage boys to make my plans happen! I declare the 4th Great Ninja War!
Mimiko: Wrong manga.
Geto: I'm going to find the One Piece?
Nanako: Wrong again daddy.
Geto: I'm going to blow up Furrycon?
Blond shirtless guy with hearts for nimples: Muscles Muscles.
Geto: Shut up Muscle Man! Nobody wants to look at your ugly fucking heart nipples!
*Sad muscle noises*
Geto: Ah I remember! The Night Of 100 Demons! Show up if you aren't such a bitch Gojo.
Gojo: I will. You better not pussy out this time Suguru.
Geto: Oh I won't.
Geto Estate
Geto: Yeah I'm totally pussying out. I'm not fighting Gojo. Mother fucker got hands for days! Miguel wanna go at it?
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