Barney x SpongeBob

going back to the surface

Barney: I was walking in my nice little neighborhood, when I thought of a sponge in the sea sucking up all the juices I make, me and SpongeBob have met before, but I've never thought of him like this. Where is this coming from? Why now?, and what will happen...

SpongeBob: I've got a letter from Barney today he wants me to come back to the surface to see him again I miss him dearly every night when I go to bed my brain has strange little thoughts about Barney I never thought I would think about him this way, but I think I'm falling in love and I really hope he feels the same way. I'm planning on coming back up to the surface, but I hope he accepts me for who I am and if he doesn't like me, he doesn't stop being my friend or being around me.

Barney: SpongeBob sent me a letter back today. He said he's coming back to the surface! I'm so excited I'm think I'm gonna tell him how I feel. I hope he accepts me for who I am.

SpongeBob: excited to go back up to the surface tomorrow all I've been thinking about is Barney's big purple member I can't get out of my head I've never seen it but I just imagine it I can just imagine his manhood and in all of it thick Garth Long glory. Barney really gets in your imagination like he says in this song, Barney is that dinosaur in my imagination.

Barney: sponge is coming up tonight. I hope he shows I hope he's not flaky. I hope he can suck up all my thick, curvy juices. I want him to just curve around me with his spongy ways, I want to just feel all my wetness on me and on him and just our juices forming together as one I dearly hope that he feels the same way and I plan on telling him when I get in the car.

SpongeBob: hey Barney, nice to see you again after all this time

Barney: sponge sponge. Nice to see you too. How are you?

SpongeBob: better than ever seeing you how are you barn?

Barney: I'm doing so good seeing you *winks*

SpongeBob: Damn Barney what is this all about?

Barney: honest SpongeBob,I've had feelings for you for a long time I've been having desires I can't hold back anymore hoping you feel the same way

SpongeBob: really you have feelings for me? I've been having thoughts about you, Barney do you know what this means?

("We're in love" they say together in harmony)

Barney: oh, SpongeBob, oh, SpongeBob I wanna tell you all about my fantasies about you. Hopefully we can make them reality.

SpongeBob: what about your fantasies? Tell me all about them  *SpongeBob says in a flirty tone*

Barney: i've been thinking about me,charging you with all the power and glory I want us to go to Pound town I don't care if it's under the sea the wetter the better if you know what I mean sponge.

SpongeBob: oh, my God * SpongeBobs legs start to shake, his stomach fills with butterflies and he wants Barney in his chambers now*

Barney: I think I went a little too far, my bad SpongeBob

SpongeBob: no, don't be sorry Barney I want to fulfill your fantasies. to be honest, I've been thinking about your purple big thick, veiny, long man hood recently I want to suck it. I want it inside of me. I want it outside of me. I want touching me all times every day 24/7, 365 days a year. I want it just there I just you to stretch all my little spongy holes out. I want to fall in love with you Barney