DeadPlate (+CF,EH,EC) Drabbles And Oneshots!

DP(+1 EH) drabbles

~Rody Drunk~

"Rody.. Rody, look at me." Vincent said, his fingers moving softly under Rody's chin, forcing him to look up.

Rody looked up, his face flushed because of the alcohol. He mumbled something, causing Vincent to sigh. "What was that?" He asked softly, crouching down in front of the man.

Vincent was cleaning up the bistro after a few hours, and Rody had stumbled into the alleyway behind the building, more intoxicated than an abusive step-dad. Vincent had to drag Rody inside as it was raining, and Rody was going to get sick if he kept this up.

Rody opened his mouth to respond to Vincent's question, but before he could, he just slumped over; his body crashing forward onto the table.

Vincent sighed, his hand catching the other man's forehead before it smashed into the table. Vincent smiled softly at his antics, pressing a soft and small kiss to the man's head. "You can stay here for the night, Rody." He whispered, rubbing the man's back.

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~Manon and her two boy-toys. (/hj)

Rody was practically clinging to Manon's side, kissing her head as Vincent just glared at Rody. Vincent's eyebrows furrowed, and he also pressed a kiss to Manon's head. 

"Stop fighting, jesus." She mumbled, pushing both of them away. "If you both keep this up, I'm gonna leave you both." She declared, a playful smile on her face, but they knew she wasnt really joking either.

"Fine. I'll play nice." Vincent stated, crossing his arms. Rody only stuck his tongue out at the other man. Manon glared at Rody, and he sighed, nodding. "..Ugh, whatever."

"Good boys." She chuckled, her hands cupping both of their faces.

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~Rody and Protag chit-chat.

"Soo.. Do you also have a crazy boss?" Rody asked, taking a sip of his coffee.

"Yep. He's completely monochrome and ripped off my face when he deemed me unworthy." Protag responded, stiring his hot chocolate with a stir-stick. "What about yours?"

"Mines a cannibal. He killed my girlfriend and tried to get me to eat her. He also tore off my ear with his teeth and ate it." Rody shrugged, looking over at the other man.

"Do you have a love interest?" Rody added, resting his chin in his hands.

"Oh, the nepo baby. Yeah, he's a real piece of work. I was trapped on the elevator with him, and he was as useful as a bomb in the middle of nowhere..." Protag trailed off, fixing his glasses. "How about you?"

"My boss."
"The guy who.. bit you?"
"Yep. He had the hots for me, apparently."

...

"Kinky—"
"What."

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