_Jaqub x Dude01333 High school AU

Chapter 2

Dude is hiding in the bathroom, he got there way too early. These nerves were fucking him up man! He's had their texts open, waiting for the 'I'm here' message. He sat there 15 minutes hearing people filter in and out of the bathroom.

He dropped his phone in his lap and put his head in his hands. This was absolutely embarrassing. What if Jaqub blew him off? What if this was just some elaborate plan to embarrass him?

Dude's thoughts were interrupted by a vibration coming from his phone. He looks at his lock screen and reads the message that he has so desperately been waiting for. He pulls himself off of the toilet seat and walks with a purpose.

As he heads to the front, he's able to spot Jaqub in all his 10'4 great-ness, it's hard to miss him since he's built like a damn beacon from minecraft.

As he gets closer, he notices someone next to him. A red headed girl with a velvet red dress on. Did Jaqub really lie to him like that? He clearly brought a model for a date. This person looked absolutely stunning and was clinging on to his arm like they were dating.

Jaqub spots Dude walking up and realizes what this looks like. "Oh, hey Dude. This is my sister, Avarie. Avarie, go run along and vape in the bathroom or something. Fuck off."

Avarie giggles like a fucking harlot. "Oh Jakey-Pooh, you're so funny." Avarie lets go of his arm and starts walking towards a group of girls.

"So.... who was that?" Both of them start walking to the gym where the Prom was being held.

"It was my sister, they think it's really funny to act incestuous. But it's really gross and I've told them to stop multiple times."

Dude thinks of something funny to say. "If I was related to you, I would want to be incestuous as well."

Jaqub's face contorts in the most disgusted-disgusted face anyone has ever seen. "Never speak again."

They walk in together. The gym is decorated with streamers and various other cheap party decorations. It was hard to see too much since the regular lights were off, replaced by a rainbow light. Dude stops and then speaks. "So I guess that's it? Thanks for upholding your part of the deal." Dude turns to start looking for his friends, but is grabbed by the arm.

"Wait! I uhh..." Jaqub pauses and nervously puts his hand to the back of his head. "The football team thinks I'm gay when I'm actually bi, so they don't really like me, could I hang out with you?"

Dude shrugs. "Why not? I don't really care." The two wander around for a bit before Dude could spot Vomit, who was talking to someone he's never seen before and Angus.

The two approach them. "So Vomit, this must be Orion?"

Vomit looks confused for a second. "Oh, no. This is E-"

Jaqub interrupts them. "Echo! I thought you said you weren't coming!" Vomit slowly turns their head in Jaqub's direction.

Echo perks up, who was previously staring at the floor. "Oh! Jaqub, hey. I thought you said you weren't coming. This is awkward."

Dude raises an eyebrow. "You guys know each other ?"

"Yeah! We both met in coding class." Jaqub responded excitedly.

"...nerds." Vomit muttered. Echo glares at them. "I didn't say anything, y'all heard that too?" It's radio silent and Angus coughs.

Dude interrupts the silence. "So where is your date? And my bff Jahritiza?"

"Well, my date blew me off. They just yelled 'you're gay' and left with what I assume is their boyfriend? Jahritiza didn't feel well and was super disappointed that she couldn't come."

The group walks up to the table with the punch bowl and each of them gets a cup. They continue the banter until they feel something weird. This punch didn't really taste right.... Did someone spike the punch bowl? Angus pulls out a breathalyzer out of nowhere and blows into it and receives a .8, that was some potent punch.

Jaqub thinks that maybe he should tell a faculty member about it, but then again, mama didn't raise no snitch and Principal LDog should be watching his students better. Dude is now clinging to his arm and begging to go to the bathroom with him. He said he wanted to talk to him, away from everyone screaming. The two go there, where Dude jumps up to sit on the counter, and Jaqub stands right next to him.

"Do you know how jealous and sad I was when I walked in and saw you with another girl?"

Jaqub turns his body so he's now standing in between Dudes legs with his hands on either side. "Oh really? How much?" Their foreheads touch for a moment.

There is a crash of the door into the bathroom, they both snap their heads to look over. It's a very drunk looking David who seems like he's having trouble walking in a straight line. "Can you fag bags not do here? Do this somewhere else."

He walks up to a urinal and unzips his pants, dropping them to his ankles. Jaqub holds in a laugh. "Uh yeah, sure."

As they begin to walk out, they hear a vague 'god is watching' as they leave. Dude takes Jaqub's arm again. "Do you wanna continue this in my car?" Jaqub asks, Dude nods.

"We should probably let everyone know that we are leaving." Jaqub silently agrees.

They head back into the gym where they desperately search in the sea of drunk children for their drunk children. Yet, they can't seem to find Vomit or Echo anywhere. Jaqub did notice Angus doing a keg stand, so the two waited for him to finish. When he was let down, he stumbled over to them, almost falling over in the process.

He now clings onto Jaqub. "Where did Vomit and Echo go?"

Angus holds up one on his finger and then lets out a loud burp. "Fuck if I know, probably fucking or something."

He walked away, that wasn't much help. The two just decide to head to the car instead of saying bye. When they get in there, Dude leans over to kiss Jaqub. Their foreheads touch again before Dude speaks. "Hold on, I haven't been quite honest with who I am."

Jaqub is visibly confused. "What is that supposed to mean?"

Dude grabs his chin and lifts up. "VOMIT?!" Jaqub yells.

"YUP YOU JUST WALKED THE PRANK YOU IDIOT!" Vomit points to him, he hears laughing in his back seat and he turns to look. Echo and Avarie are back there, they are both high five-ing while Avarie is recording on a Pear phone.

Jaqub tries to storm out of the car, but when he turns back to see the school, every single person is laughing at him.

Angus walks forward into the street, laughing all the way. "See- ha- it's funny because-" He is cut off when a pink car hits him at 70 miles per hour.

The laughter ceases as he is flung 50 meters, breaking his legs and arms. Blood and punch is splattered everywhere as this happens. A very worried looking person walks out of the vehicle.

It's Shonkers, the janitor, who was too busy dming fem-boy minors to pay attention to the road. Angus slowly gets up, his mangled body not giving out.

He speaks in an anime voice. "N-no! I must keep going! I can't die to these damn flying machines!" His hobbling and limping turned into a full out run as he ran at Shonkers. "GET OVER HERE I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR LIVER OUT!"

Shonkers turned tail and ran the other way, with a very scary looking corpse following them. Jaqub was confused at the scene, his friends where fucking weird. ..... Wait a minute, friends? He's not friends with the Janitor.

His eyes snap open as he hears an alarm. Oh thank the lord it wasn't real, he would have probably hung himself if he was ever related to Avarie. He groans as he thinks about how he has to go to work later.

He throws his feet off the bed. When they touch the ground, a person grabs them. He looks down with horror as he sees Vomit's head pop out from under his bed. "Do you wanna do some activities?"

Jaqub screams.