Jake and Johnnie oneshots

Chapter one: Intro

So where did it all begin..
San Jose, California. 2021.

Since it was still technically quarantine everybody was still housebound, I decided to take a little stroll around the neighborhood because it felt like forever since i've seen green grass and smelt the fresh air that was probably contaminated by covid. Oh well, I saw people getting covid tests from a neighbors house, it was strange on how they were just lending out that but it was none of my concern because i already had gotten a shot by my doctor.
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I was still strolling until i stumbled upon moving boxes and a house that the pervious owner had left abandoned for a few months, I saw the house was empty and now being renovated on and restored in. I lowkey didn't want another neighbor because the last one was a total jerk, and who let her dog piss on my damn clothes the other day but hopefully this neighbor is somewhat better than her. I looked back ahead and i saw a 6'1 man standing right infront of me, i shrieked and i jumped back. "why are you standing in front of me, just menacingly?" I asked, looking him up and down staring at his appearance and how he had dressed, he had on baggy black jeans with rick owens... he had a dark brown mullet, he had on a white tank top and he had a cigarette in his mouth. Great, another smoker but he looked younger than the rest of the residents living here, he looked around my age strange..
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"My bad, i didn't mean to scare ya." He said as he inhaled the smoke gently and he blew the smoke up in the air, he dropped the cigarette on the ground and he stepped and smudged it on the concrete. "So, you gonna greet me or what?" He said as he crossed his arms and in the background I could see a young short woman wearing a black and pink crop top with a black skirt, she was wearing high heels. He snapped his finger in my face making me go back into reality, he was repeating "Hello??, Hello?, Can you hear me." He said whilst snapping still, I had to look
up at him.
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"oh, sorry. I'm Johnnie, You?" I said as i rubbed my head, i had got a slight headache from bumping into him. I closed my eye and i rubbed my forehead, As he opened his mouth i could smell the smell of cigarette and toffee.. "Well-... I'm Jake." Jake had said as he put his arms in his pockets and he starts tapping his foot like he was inpatient about something. "Something wrong with you?, you have a little anger in your voice. I can most definitely hear it." I said as i opened my eyes and i looked up at him, when i saw him he was walking away in the distance, I guess he was just trying to help his friend with the unpacking or whatever. I rolled my eyes and i turned around, i started walking back home. As i opened my door i smelt the smell of trash and garbage, "Man i really do have to clean.. but with this depression it's like i can't get anything done, i keep saying i'll do it later and then it never gets done." I grumbled as i shut the door behind me. 
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Sadly enough I forced myself to clean up my place because I was literally living in nothing but 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘵𝘩. It was absolutely fucking disgusting but i cleaned up, I washed clothes with soap and water. I hung it up outside, I walked out and i closed the door behind me. I walked to the green electrical box that was outside, i sat on top of it.. I started thinking to myself.
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My phone buzzed off, i got up off of the electrical box and i grabbed my phone to see what it was. My bestfriend was calling me and i answered "Hey scuff, what's wrong?" I asked as i sat back down. My rag that was connected to my pants to resemblance a tail was dragging across the panel, I closed my eyes and i laid over the panel. "Heyy Johnnie." Scuff said loudly, I dropped my phone in the grass and i got mud on my phone. "God damn it." I yelled, I crouched down to pick it up and when i looked i saw rick owens infront of me. "..." I looked up and I saw Jake. "what are you doing kiddo." He said as he crossed his arms.
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"nothing, i'm just greeting you obviously???." i said in a stern voice, i crossed my arms and i tapped my finger on my arm. "don't be rude now." Jake said as he had a little smirk. I turned around and i headed home, i didn't want to stand by him any longer, he smelt kinda bad anyway but i wasn't gonna say that to his face.

848 words. (Sadly) -Zan