Dark Deception Oneshots (REQUESTS CLOSED)

Hangry x Female Reader [SMUT]

[This was originally a writing trade because a mutual needed more Joy Joy Gang fan fictions so of course, you know your girl had to make her something ❤️]

[my writing has improved somewhat so I'm very excited to write this <33]

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"Ya' know, for a mortal, you ain't so shabby."

"What's that supposed to mean?" You asked as you sat on the counter in the kitchen, right next to the hog in front of the stove. He was in his signature look when he was cooking, bloody apron and everything. Even the chef hat, but not as bloody as the apron.

You always knew he was the one to cook up specialties, not anybody else there in that portal.

"I mean," Hangry cleared his throat, his head turning towards you. "You ain't as bad as I thought. I mean, look at you, you've got good taste in food and you aren't an annoyin' mortal."

"Wow, I don't know whether to be offended or flattered." You respond, letting out a cocky scoff as you smiled. Wow, this hog really was flattering.

But with the taste in food..

You liked ribs..really, you did, but really, all of the ribs you've eaten before were either shoved down your throat or..shoved down your throat..most of the time. More or less, other times you were able to eat them without them being forced down..okay, you get the point.

"Be flattered, juicy." Hangry remarked with a snort, his eyes going back to the sizzling meat in front of him. They were in the oven, others on the grill..Really, you thought that grills were supposed to be outside..Not too sure if you remember seeing any of them outside of the kitchen, not around the place..

Huh, maybe you'd have to search later.

"It was a compliment, believe me." The hog used his towel from around his neck to wipe the sweat from his forehead. He removed his chef hat when he wiped his head, and it revealed his floppy ears.

You liked his ears. They were just..floppy..and pink.

There wasn't much to compliment the pig with, but you knew he'd kill you if you reached for his ears. You remember reaching for his head before and when he grabbed your arm because of his ears.

He had a strong grip on you, and it left bruises, but you didn't necessarily hate him over that. He just didn't like his ears touched. Maybe because all of the other mortals yanked on them before he shoved them into his mouth and swallowed them whole.

You've watched it happen before. You've heard him squeal after he ate the mortals, mostly in glee for ribs, but because his ears hurt. Fuckin' mortals.

You didn't say anything for a bit as you stared at his ears. They flopped around as he moved his head back and forth.

The background music is what you could hear the most. The Notorious Pig was quietly playing. It always played in the kitchen on loop, because that's the place Hangry was at most of the time. Other times, he'd come out when there was a mortal to catch.

Eventually, you snapped back into reality. You glance back at the hog.

"I'll debate on if I should take that as a compliment or not." You laughed, your eyes narrowed. Really, you didn't know if it was a compliment, but you felt special.

Really, you did feel special around Hangry. He gave you an unlimited amount of ribs (which makes you sick at the thought, but it was also..sweet?) and he called you nicknames he'd never call anybody else.