It was a quiet and peaceful morning. It has been a couple of months since Epic has enjoyed and everyone really likes his goofy antics.
Now, Nerissa and Shiori were just calmly walking down the hallways of their dormitories while chattering about random topics.
"HELP, BRUH!" A familiar voice echoed through the hallways. In an instant, a purple flash knocked over Shiori and Nerissa. They say there, stunned at what happened. Turning around its head, the HoloAdvent duo could recognise it as their boney friend, Epic.
"Sorry, bruhs!" He shouted apologetically to them. While doing so, a red flash ran past Shiori and Nerissa.
"Come back here, you punk!" A feminine voice shouted lustfully. Immediately, Nerissa and Shiori could tell who it was.
""Marine-senpai!?"" They both shouted with widened eyes.
"Ahhhh!!!" Epic screamed as he cried manly tears. He was running with great ferocity. His arms were being swung aggressively and his skeleton legs pushed him off the ground with great strength. However, Marine did not let up and continued her chase. Her eyes were wide open as if she was expecting a hug from him and her lips were together, ready to be kissed.
"Come here! I just want to have a... cuddling session with you!" Marine said with heart-shaped eyes.
"Nuh uh, bruh! I know that's a big lie and I can even smell it, bruh!" Epic shrieked.
And the chase continues on with Epic narrowly dodging Marine's... Hugs.
"Almighty bruh! Please help me!" Epic begged me.
(Don't worry. It will come to end... In the next hour.)
"What!? Please, bruh!" Epic pleaded as he clapped his hands together and bowed his head to me several times.
(Fine, dude. Plot armor manic....)
Within a millisecond, Epic got an idea on how to escape. He silently thanked me and went along with the plan. Jumping out of the window without hesitation, Epic was free falling in a relaxed position as if he were on a bed.
"Hehe. Ain't no way bruh will act-" And he was proven wrong as he sees Marine jumping out of the window and following him. "What the what, bruh!?"
"Come here! You can't escape!" She exclaimed with her arms outstretched.
'Oh, god, bruh! What do I do now, bruh! Wait... I got a plan!' He came up with a plan that would get Marine to stop following him. Opening up his arms, Epic looked like he was ready to embrace her. "I give up... I'm all yours..."
"That's a go-" Marine was cut off by a note that flew into her face.
"Get rekted, bruh!" Epic did a peace sign as he teleported away in a flash.
Finally getting the note out of her face, she realised she was dangerously near the ground. Marine flailed her arms aimlessly as she was hoping she would not hit the ground. "Wait! Wait! Wait!!"
And thub! A hole with the shape of Marine was now in the ground. The note floated down to the ground and laid there, questioning its purpose in life and what just happened. The note read, 'Get Rekt, bruh!' with a drawing of a chibi Epic doing a peace sign, sunglasses on.
Meanwhile with Epic, he teleported to the cafeteria next to a table of a group of idols. They all turned their heads to him with questioning looks. Some looked worried while others could not care less and just continued eating
"What's wro-" Sora was interrupted by Epic face planting into the table and perfectly cutting it in half.
"So... Tired... Bruh!" He muttered.
