There is a cop by the house waiting to speak with the parents, all the kids are running around the house trying to pack their suitcases.
*With Kevin And Claudia*
Kevin: Mom! Uncle frank won't let us watch the movie, but the big kids can! Why can't we? *Claudia sits there and rolls her eyes*
Kate: Kevin, i'm on the phone
Kevin: It's not even rated r, he's just being a jerk.
Kate: Kevin, if uncle frank says no....then it must something really bad.
*Kevin gets on her bed*
Kate: Hey Hey! Get off, out of the room.
Kevin: Hang up the phone and make me why don't ya?
Peter: Kate, by any chance have you picked up a voltage adapter thing?
Kate: No, i didn't have time to do that.
Peter: How am i supposed to shave in France?
Kate: Grow a goatee.
Kevin: Dad nobody wont let us do anything!
*peter glances at kevin and Claudia and then sighs*
*Claudias POV: Now Peter's talking about the time aunt Leslie almost broke her neck, I just wish kevin would realize how i actually feel...*
Leslie: Peter Kate, do you guys have a voltage adapter?
Peter: Here's a voltage adapter! *he puts Kevin in her hands and Claudia follows out*
Leslie: Go pack your suitcases.
*in Jeff's Room*
Claudia: Jeff can you please just help kevin pack his suit case, he doesn't know how to plus him and I are smaller than you all.
Jeff: Tough!
Kevin: That's what Megan said!
Megan: What did i say?
Jeff: you told kevin tough.
Megan: What was i supposed to say! The dope was whining about his suitcase. Congratulations you're an idiot?
Kevin: I'm not an idiot!
Megan: Oh really? You're so helpless everyone has to do everything for you!
Jeff: She's right Kev.
Kevin: Well excuse me puke-breath i'm a lot smaller than you. *Claudia gives Jeff a disappointed look*
Linnie: And i hope you didn't just pack crap Jeff.
Jeff: Shut up Linnie
Linnie: Listen Kev, what are you worried about? You know moms gonna pack your suitcase anyway. You're what the French call *Linnie starts speaking in French*
Kevin: What?
Claudia: It means like unimportant.
Kevin: WHEN I GROW AND GET MARRIED IM LIVING ALONE YOU HEAR ME? IM LIVING ALONE IM LIVING ALONE!
Claudia: *sighs*
*In Buzzes room*
Rod: Who's gonna feed your spider while we're gone?
Buzz: He just ate a whole load of mice guts.
Buzz: Is it true French Babes don't shave their pits?
Rod: Some don't.
Buzz: But they got nude beaches right?
Rod: Not in the winter.
*Kevin and Claudia enter*
Kevin: Buzz?
Buzz: Was anyone ever told you told knock Phlegm-Wad!
Kevin: Well we wanted to know if we can sleep in your room. We don't wanna share a room with Fuller, He'll wet the bed.
Buzz: I wouldn't let you guys sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
Buzz: check it out old man marley *Rod pushes the 2 behind*
*Kevin goes to the window and looks out aswell as Claudia stays back*
Rod: Who's he?
Buzz: Back in '58 he murdered his family.
*after Buzz explains, Claudia already knew how fake it was but kevin was scared*
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A Special Christmas
FanfictionKevin McCallister has a friend named Claudia and she has to stay with the McCallister family for the holidays. But slowly kevin starts to grow feelings for Claudia.
