A Special Christmas

Defending The House

*Whenever Kevin gets home with Claudia from talking with Old Man Marley and eats mac n cheese but then he notices the time*
Kevin: This is our house! We have to defend it.
*Kevin starts to lay out traps*

*With Harry and Marv*

Harry: Okay, we'll check it out first. We can always come back for the truck.
Marv: How do you want to go in?
Harry: We'll go to the back door. Maybe he'll let us in. You never know.
Marv: Yeah, he's a kid. Kids are stupid.
*Kevin is standing infront of the door with Claudia *
Kevin: This is it. Don't get scared now.
Claudia: Yep.
*Harry and Marv knock on the door*
Harry: Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone.
*Claudia looks at Kevin with fear in her eyes*
Marv: Yeah, come on, kid. Open up. It's Santy Claus and his elf.
Harry: We're not gonna hurt you.
Marv: No, no. Got some nice presents for you.
Harry: Be a good little fella now and open the door.
*Harry gets shot with a BeeBee gun and is screaming while Claudia tries to hold in her laughter*
Marv: What? What? What? What? What happened?
Harry: Get that little...
*Marv puts his head thru the dog door*
Kevin and Claudia: Hello!
*Marv gets shot in the head with a BeeBee bullet*
Kevin: Yes! Yes!
Claudia: Good job Kevs!
*They highfive*
Marv: The little jerk is armed!
Harry: That's it! That's it! I'm going in the front. You go down the basement!
*Harry is at the front door and keeps slipping down while Marv fell down the stairs to the basement and got hit in the head with his crowbar*
*Marv finally opens the basement door and sees a little rope and pulls it and then gets hit in the head with an iron*

*At the Front*

Harry: Oh, boy. That's it, you little... You little... No, not this time, you little brat. Where are you, you little creep? Where are you?
*Harry tries to open the door but it's heated and he screams as he touches it*
Kevin: Yes! Yes, yes yes yes yes!
*Kevin and Claudia high-five again*

*In the basement With Marv his shoes and socks come off while coming up the steps Kevin put tar on hitting his foot with the nail*

*Harry runs to the backdoor*

Harry: I'm going to rip his head off!
*Harry opens the door and he gets burned with a flamethrower*

*Harry kicks down the door and comes inside*

Harry: WHERE ARE YOU, YOU LITTLE CREEPS!

*Marv is trying to find a window to go thru*
Marv: Harry, i'm coming in!

*Harry is trying to find Claudia and Kevin*

Kevin: Oh no! We are really scared.
Harry: It's too late for you, kid, we're in the house. We're gonna getcha.
Kevin: Okay, come and get us!
*Kevin grabs onto Claudia holding her tight as he turns on a fan and Harry gets hit with feathers*
Harry: Now you're dead!

*Marv is in the house stepping on ornaments screaming in pain*

Marv: I'm gonna kill that kid!
Harry: Marv!
Marv: Harry?
Harry: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?

*Upstairs*

Kevin: We are up here, you morons. Come and get us.
*Harry and Marv get hit with toy cars on the floor as Kevin hands Claudia a paint bucket*
Kevin: You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?
*Harry and Marv get hit with paint buckets that Claudia and Kevin threw at them*
Harry: Heads up!
Marv: Huh?
*Marv gets hit in the head with a paint bucket*
Harry: Don't worry, Marv. I'll get him for you.
*Kevin smiles at Claudia handing her the paint bucket and she throws it down and Harry gets hit and falls on top of Marv*
Kevin and Claudia: Yes!
Marv: They are only kids, Harry. We can take them.
Harry: Ah, shut up, will you?
Marv: Ooh...
Harry: What is it?
Marv: You're missing some teeth.
Harry: Where? It's my gold tooth. My gold tooth. I'll kill him. I'll kill him!
*Harry and Marv get up the stairs*
Harry: You bomb me with one more can, kid, and I'll snap off your cajones and boil them in motor oil!