A Special Christmas

The Idea

*Harry and Marv are sleeping in the van, meanwhile Kevin comes out side with a ladder and a chainsaw cutting down the tree with the help of Claudia*
Harry: Hey, Marv. Marv, Marv!
Marv: Wha...?
Harry: Look at this. I think we're getting scammed by a kindergartner.
*Later in the house Kevin is putting up ornaments on the tree and notices Harry watching him*
Kevin: Dad, can you come here and help me?
Harry: Remember that kid we saw the other day? He lives here.
Marv: If the kid's here, the parents got to be.
Harry: He's home alone.
*Harry and Marv walking to the van with Kevin listening in on their conversation*
Marv: What? You want to come back tonight?
Harry: Uh-huh.
Marv: Even with the kid here?
Harry: Uh-huh.
Marv: I don't think that's a good idea.
Harry: Look, that house is the only reason why we started working this block in the first place. Ever since I laid eyes on that house, I wanted it. So let's take it one step at a time. We'll unload the van, get a bite to eat, we'll come back about 9 o'clock.
*Kevin whispers to him self as him and Claudia standing by him*
Kevin: 9 o'clock....
Harry: This way it's dark then.
Marv: Yeah, kids are scared of the dark.
Harry: You're afraid of the dark too, Marv. You know you are.
Marv: No, I'm not.
Harry: Yes, you are.
Marv: Not, not, not.
Harry: You are so.
*Harry and Marv leave*
Kevin: Mom, where are you?
Claudia: Kevin, i'm sure it's gonna be ok, i'm sure your mom is gonna come soon. *Claudia gos and hug kevin wrapping her arms around his neck*
Kevin: Thanks, but right now i have a great idea.

*They go to a place to meet a santa clause*
Kevin: Excuse us.
Elf: Yeah?
Kevin: Hey, nice shoes.
Elf: Oh, thanks.
Kevin: Is he still here?
Claudia: Yeah it's really important.
Elf: Well he's getting in his car. If you hurry, you can catch him.
Santa: Damn! How low can you get giving Chris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve! What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?
Kevin: Santa, hold on!
Santa: Make it quick. Santa's got a little get-together he's late for.
Kevin: Okay, We both know you're not the real Santa Claus.
Santa: What makes you say that? Just out of curiosity.
Kevin: Were old enough to know how it works.
*Claudia nods*
Santa: Alright.
Kevin: But, we both you work for him. I'd like you to send him a message.
Kevin: This is my friend Claudia. She lives down the street from us.
Kevin: I'm Kevin McCallister, 671 Lincoln Blvd. Do you need the phone number?
Santa: No, that's all right.
Kevin: Okay, this is extremely important. Would you please tell him that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys. Nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz, Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousins. And if he has time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?
Santa: Okay. I'll see what I can do.
Kevin: Thanks.
Santa: Wait. My elf took the last of the candy canes home to her boyfriend.
Kevin: That's okay.
Santa: No, don't be silly. Everybody who sees Santa has got to get something. Here, hold out your little paw there. There you go. Don't spoil your dinner.
Kevin and Claudia: We won't. Thanks.