Hazbin Hotel Scenarios

💖 Who Would They Be Jealous Of 💖

Alastor ❤️

- No one

- He isn't afraid of anyone stealing his partner because he'd easily just threaten or kill them if they got too close with you

- He still respects boundaries tho so if it's a friend of yours or an overlord he'll just warn them very bluntly

- But if it's some random stranger trying to hit on you, oh man they messed with the wrong one today because that person would not be seen ever again 

- He gets rid of them in the most brutal way possible then after he'll move on and probably say something like "who wants some jambalaya"

- You'd be a bit traumatized but hey he gets the job done after all it's their fault they didn't listen the first time

Angel Dust 🤍

- Valentino, without a doubt

- But it's more like a fear rather than jealousy

- It's the number one reason he won't ever allow you to visit him at work since he knows what his boss is capable of and he's afraid his boss would harass you or try to seduce you

- If it ever came to that he won't hesitate to fight his boss to tell his boss to fuck off because he's not going to let anybody hurt you

- Probably wouldn't ever come to that as long as you stay away from his job

- If you did stumble upon him outside of work tho he'll probably just get Niffty to deal with him since she can likely scare him away (seriously she's crazy)

Sir Pentious 🖤

- Probably anyone who gets too close to you honestly

- I feel like he'd be a bit insecure as well like what if he isn't good enough

- He'd probably hiss at them like a snake as a warning

- Would also get his eggs to spy on them

Husk 🩶

- He may not seem like jealous type but he definitely does get a little jealous

- Would probably be Angel since he flirts with everyone around him and the type of nicknames he gives people

- Might also get slightly jealous whenever Alastor touches you as well because radio demon does not give a fuck about personal space but knows he can't do much since he owns his soul

Vox 🩵

- Pfft this one should be obvious

- Yep you guessed it, the radio demon

- Alastor would definitely touch you on purpose just to piss him off

- And it works every time because Vox gets insanely jealous 

- He wouldn't let Valentino near you either because it's fucking Valentino we're talking about here

- He wants you all to himself so if anyone tried to flirt with you he'd use his electric powers and shock them as a warning

Lucifer 💛

- Man stole two wife's from Adam and he's the king of hell do I really need to say anything lmao

- But really tho, he's not worried about anyone stealing him from you

- And if anyone tried.. yeah good luck you're messing with the king here

- He would literally erase them from existence and act like nothing ever happened