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I am genuinely surprised people are still reading this, like I wrote most of this stuff when I was like 13, now I'm almost 15 wtf?? Anyways, sorry to anyone who didn't get there requests completed, to make up for that I will be posting our uncompleted requests just as a little treat, enjoy!

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Request: "Could you do a platonic greeny x reader? Plot could be the reader and greeny at a beach party with all the other characters and they go around playing pranks on all of them?

They/them pronouns for reader and humanized please!! <3

- Spiral sys_roses from AO3

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(O/n) = Object Name

(O/n) goes by they/them pronouns

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A/N - this is pure crack but then again when in anything burger brawl not crack?

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"hey, HEY! O/n!" Greeny said as he ran over to O/n "what greeny??" O/n replied looking at greeny, taking their attention off the sand castle they were building. "Dude I have the BEST idea ever! Y'know how everyone is here together?" Greeny said as he gestured to the rest of the contents "Even Burger King is here!1! There's so many possibilities!" Greeny said "what are you getting at here?" O/n replied with a puzzled look

"I'm saying we could go on a pranking spree! Like image the pranks we could pull together dude!" Greeny explained while what looked to be stars in his eyes "oh my god..greeny...THATS THE BEST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD!" o/n exclaimed "I know right dude- what what do you mean ever-" Greeny says getting cut off "let's go for that weeb, Hyper first, he brought his miku toy so we could totally do something with that!"

O/n and Greeny start planing what to do for the prank they soon decide to take the miku plush while he's not looking and flout it out into the ocean, on a little flouty of course :)

"hey hyper!! My guy!" O/n says as they walk over to Hyper "that do you want? When ever you talk to me it to complain about how I need to quote and quote 'touch grass'" Hyper said with a sour look on his face "well it true tho- I mean uhhhh what do you think about the new vocaloid game? Colorful stage right?.." O/n replied while sweating "hmmm I don't know if you're being genuine but I don't care, I going to rant to you why that the worst game ever (I don't think so but I hc he hates it) first of miku if barely the main focus and there's all these other characters that are so stupid- blah blah blah-" Hyper rants as he keeps going and going and- omfg someone shut him up please :(

o/n brain turns to mush as they finally see greeny flout the doll into the sea "oh my god! Hyper is that your miku doll!?" O/n says in the most fakest tone they could muster "wha-? MIKU?? OH MY GOSH" Hyper yells as he runs and jumps into the ocean to save his precious miku.

"hehehe" o/n and Greeny chuckle as they cartoon tiptoe away, "that was AWESOME! who should we do next?" O/n says as they look over to Greeny "hmmm maybe Adventures? Oh! Or Logi!" Greeny exclaimed "definitely not Logi, I don't feel like getting a flip-flop throw at me" O/n says as they shudder "yeahhh Logi's fun to mess with but I definitely don't want to get beaten to a pulp by Tippers" Greeny said as he looks over to Logi eating sand and Tippers talking to PK.

"and it looks like Adventure already has a lot on his plate.." Greeny said as he cringes as Adventure get beaten up by a seagull "hmm maybe"

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Requested by: @Bfdi_fandmm

(O/n) = Object Name

(O/n) goes by she/her pronouns

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Four had been watching (O/n) ever since she joined BFB. For some reason they were obsessed with her. She couldn't help but be a bit uncomfortable. When gelatin threw forks at her, Four despawned him while no one was looking. Whenever (O/n) had trouble with anything Four would appear at her aid. His excuse would always be, "I'm just helping a constestant out!" but if that were true he would help out the others too. X felt that this behavior got a bit out of hand and started looking for Four to confront him about it...

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"Uhh Four? Why are you staring at (O/n)?" X asks with a concerned look on their face and taps Four's shoulder, "We need to get to preparing the next contest!"

"You go on ahead, X! I'll be there in a second, i need to make sure (O/n) isn't going to get hurt." Four says back, continuously staring at (O/n) through the bush he was looking through.

"But (O/n)'s just talking to leafy, I'm sure nothing can go wrong with her..."

"Y-YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND! Plus you have a contest to set up right? Just... Go do that!" Four, while angry finally looks back at X, just to point at the clearing which was planned to have the next contest.

"All right fine." X sighs and walks back over to the contest he had been making.

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(O/n) had noticed Four after a while of talking to Leafy. They were both talking about Leafy's Niceness Chart. Apparently (O/n) was at the "Nice" level. Leafy had told her that "Its not too bad but still pretty far from my level of nice, but one day you might be as nice as me!" Very reassuring... But either way the conversation was cut short due to both the objects hearing Four screeching at X about whatever they were talking about nearby.

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"Hey Leafy, did you hear that? It sounded like Four. Ima go check it out... uhh talk later?" You ask Leafy. She says sure and wanders off. You were a bit surprised she didn't go with you but oh well.

You walk over to where Four's horrible hiding spot was and they looked really embarassd. "H-Hey (O/n)! Hows my favorite contestant doing?" Four tries hard to play it off and smiles widely.

"Oh, I haven't been doing much, just being alive i guess... what about you?"

"O-oh! Not much i guess I've been preparing for the next contest"

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Wow, what fun, huh? Anyways hope u enjoyed those! I didn't but maybe u will, this is all, toodles!