Started writing - 3/8/24 - 3/9/24 - 3/10/24 - 3/13/24
This is also goofy ahh💀
This time it is long 🤫🧏🏿♀️ (hopefully) it is not lol
Teardrop adds Lollipop, Taco, Saw, Gaty, Eraser, Needle, and Blocky to the MATCHMAKERS group chat
TD: hello gay bitches
TD: welcome to the group chat
TD: We need to make some ships happen and we have experience since we are all gay
Lollipop: what ships
TD: we will start with Tree and Black hole since we know they are both gay but won't admit it
Taco: but how
TD: it's super simple! we blackmail Tree into confessing it
Needle: bitch tf-
Needle: you went from 1 to 100 real quick
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TD: sorry not sorry luv💀
Needle: 🙄
Saw: But how do we blackmail Tree?
TD: I have his search history.
Gaty: Damn, we going that far?
TD: yes 🥰
TD: 1 sec
Teardrop names Gaty 'Gayty'
Gayty: it checks out =/
Teardrop names Needle 'TD's zesty bestie'
TD'S zesty bestie: are you fr rn
TD: yes 🥰🤑
Lollipop: send me a screenshot of the search history 🙏🏿
Teardrop sends Lollipop, Taco, Saw, Gayty, Eraser, and Blocky a screenshot
Lollipop: damn you have a lot of things to blackmail him with
Lollipop: who gave them to you?
TD: Needle did
TD: plan make it happen 1 is on!
TD: make it happen
TD: bye ig
TD's zesty bestie: byee
TD and TD's zesty bestie are offline
Blocky: haha gays
Lollipop: you are too tf you mean 'haha'
Blocky is offline
Lollipop: lol he's goofy ahh 💀
Taco: deserved
Taco: haha loser
Blocky is online
Blocky: don't talk to me like that, bitch. You look like a crusty musty dusty rusty rat.
Taco: You look like a dehydrated hot Cheeto tf you mean
TD is online
TD: focus on the plan u 2
TD'S zesty bestie is online
TD's zesty bestie: she's right y'know
Blocky: oml shush gay bitch
TD: shut your Eraser and Pen loving ass up you dumb bitch
Blocky: 😭😭😭
Eraser: ummm
Eraser is offline
TD: oh no Blocky one of your boyfriends are offline
Lollipop: womp womp
Gayty: too bad
Saw: lol 💀
Taco: exposed😈
Blocky: stfu bitches
TD: are you mad you don't get any
Taco: L💀
TD's zesty bestie: couldn't be me 💀💀💀
Blocky is offline
Lollipop: lol 🪑
Gayty: why tf did you use the chair emoji
Lollipop: why not
TD'S zesty bestie and TD is online
TD: OML MAKE THE DAMN PLAN HAPPEN RN
TD'S zesty bestie: chill
TD: fine 🙄
TD: go to the main GC and make it happen cuz I'm busy
EVERYONE IS OFFLINE
EDITED ! 3/25/24
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