Best Friend {Kenny McCormick x Reader}

Fourteen: 50 bucks says it's Kenny

Word Count: 2,148

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"Has he apologized yet?" Wendy asks.

Y/n rolls her eyes. "No. He's an idiot."

"Typical boy behavior," Bebe chimes in. "They can't even do the bare minimum."

It's Monday afternoon, and school just let out. It's been two days since Y/n told her brother she would no longer be on speaking terms with him if he didn't start being nice to Kenny. She was serious about it, and Stan hasn't tried apologizing to Kenny at all.

If anything, Stan has been worse to Kenny since then.

Y/n spins the lock on her locker, pushing away the thoughts of her brother. Her locker opens, and a flash of orange catches her attention. A small giggle leaves her lips at the pick-up line written messily on the post-it note that is stuck to her locker door.

Are you feeling down? Because I'd happily feel you up ;)
-Your hot bf ♡

Wendy pokes her head around Y/n's shoulder to read the note, too. "Oh my god. That's just like him."

A snort of laughter leaves Y/n. She sticks the post-it note on the inside of her binder pocket so she can see it whenever she opens it up. She shoves the binder into her backpack and zips it up before shouldering it.

At this point, she doesn't care if people find out they are dating. She is sick of hiding it. And no matter what, Stan will disapprove of her relationship anyway. Might as well be open about.

"Your boyfriend's a pervert."

Y/n sighs happily, slamming her locker shut. "Yeah, but he's my pervert."

Wendy and Bebe share a look, giggling. Bebe asks the question on both girls' minds. "Speaking of Kenny, how did he cheer you up after you two stormed off?"

Y/n's face flushes at the memories of what Kenny and her did that night. "I! We! Uh."

Bebe's eyes light up at Y/n's stammering. "Oh my god! Did you two?" She holds up one hand to make a circle with her thumb and pointer finger and uses her pointer finger on her other hand to make a crude gesture.

"No!" Y/n accidentally shouts, catching the attention of some students in the hall. "Sorry."

"Then what?" Bebe smirks, knowing her friend is no longer as innocent as she was the other day.

Y/n gulps, bringing a closed fist to cover her mouth to hide her shy smile. "I, um, actually gave him a blow job, and he..."

"You gave who a what!"

The girls freeze at a familiar voice. None of them dare to breathe for a moment.

Y/n's shoulders tense up, and her heart rate speeds up to unhealthy levels. It feels like all the blood just drained from her body. 'Oh my fucking God. This is not how I wanted him to find out.'

"Stan!" Y/n exclaims, whipping around to see her brother standing behind her. His face is red with anger and eyebrows furrowed together. "I-I can explain!"

"Yes, please explain who you are messing around with."

Behind Stan, Kyle is wide eyed and unable to process what he heard come out of Y/n's mouth. It was bad enough hearing Cartman make assumptions about her and Kenny's relationship, but hearing her actually say she sucked Kenny off was so much worse. Especially since he still isn't completely over her yet.