"Stop fighting and start kissing!" •Radioapple•

Chapter 3

•Lucifer looked at Charlie with disbelief and he started hesitating and stuttering. "I- uh- eh- WHAT???" Lucifer said yelling with a horrified look. He sighs "It's at least FAR AWAY from his room? Right?" he said while rubbing his eyes. "Uhm." Charlie said with nervous smiling looking away. "RIGHT???" Lucifer said with appall in his voice. "Welllll it's uhm... next to his room..." Charlie said scratching her head nervously. Lucifer's jaw dropped harder then he fell from heaven, he face palmed himself then he looks up at Charlie. "Is there another room??" He said hoping there is another one. "Well no, but I really think this is a great opportunity for you guys to get along!! Please dad? Just try?" Charlie said, trying to convince her father to get along with that deer. Lucifer sighs and says with grunt "Fine."

After a few hours, Lucifer was glaring at Alastor, thinking what would it be like to live right next to Alastor. He thought about it for a while but he didn't notice that he was zoned out, still glaring at Alastor. Alastor noticed how Lucifer was staring at him so he walked up to the short king slouching in the couch. "How rude! Where are your manners? You do know it's rude to stare right." Alastor said with a laugh. Lucifer shakes his head then looks up at Alastor and rolled his eyes. "Really? I have to move next door with this annoying deer??" Lucifer said looking away with a "tch." "I beg your pardon?" Alastor said with a surprised and concerned face, keeping his wide smile like always. "Oh. Yeah. Guess what? I'm living next to you! Tadaaaa" Lucifer said with a sarcastic smile and shaking his hand infront of him like he's celebrating then he slouches on the couch with an angry and pouty face.

Alastor smile got even wider and happier hearing this, but he decides to not show it and sits next to the fallen angel. "Well, seems we have to get along then?" Alastor said while crossing his leg. "Tch yeah, as if." Lucifer said leaning on one of his hands, looking away. "Well shortie. Looks like we aren't going to get along are we now?" Alastor said teasingly looking down at Lucifer. Lucifer scoffed and flips him off then he looks up at him with an annoyed fake grin. "Whatever asshole, didn't plan to be "nice" to you anyway." Lucifer said still leaning down on his hand.

In the distance, Husk and Angel were at the bar, staring at Alastor and Lucifer who were sitting down on the couch talking to each other. "I bet you 50 bucks they're going to fuck" Angel said with a confident grin. Husk rolled his eyes while setting down a dried cup he just cleaned. "Deal, I doubt they are into each other anyway, they fight all day all the time" Husk said staring at Alastor and Lucifer who were fighting. "Whatever whiskers." Angel said pulling back his hair, winking at Husk. "Stop calling me that." Husk said blushing a bit. "Oh? What? Do you want me to call you 'pussy' instead?" Angel said looking at Husk with a grin. Husk threw the mini towel he had in his hand at Angel's face then turned around.

Back with Alastor and Lucifer. Alastor got up and stand up straight with his hands and cane behind this back. "Well. I have other things to attend in my room so farewell." Alastor said bending down to Lucifer who was pouting at him and patted his head then walked away to the elevator. Lucifer fixed his hat and crossed his legs very angrily, while Alastor had plans since Lucifer was going to live there. "Since Lucifer is going to be here, might as well make a radio for him since the others have one too." Alastor said with a grin, arriving at the top floor, walking to his room and sits down in his desk, grabbing a normal plain radio. He starts painting the radio fully white and starts adding red and gold details on it, of course he adds a duck and an apple on the corners. He looks at the radio and rolls his eyes in annoyance as he saw the ducks. "Weird duck obsession." Once he finishes he puts "Lucifer" on the radio and he puts it in a little gift box.

Alastor leaves it on the side of his desk and he gets up. Then he coughs in pain and grips his stomach with his hand. "Ugh t-this still hurts?" He says grunting in pain. He looks at his hand that was gripping his stomach and it was full of blood. He takes off his coat and shirt to find a bandage wrapped up in his stomach that was full of blood. "Damn that looks bad." In the distance of his room, Lucifer was there in his snake form and transforms back to normal and leans on the door frame with smug smirk. "Was it from the battle?" He said with a concerned tone but still having his smile. "Get out." Alastor said looking at Lucifer with radio dials in his eyes before he felt another sharp pain in his stomach again. Alastor grunt in pain obviously still having his smile. "Geez you're so stubborn, let me help you." Lucifer said, approaching Alastor to help him. "I said get out." Alastor said stopping Lucifer by holding his hand out and pointing at the door still holding his stomach with his other hand. Lucifer stopped walking towards him and did a girly pose by holding his hip. "Wow. You really don't need help huh?" Lucifer said sarcastically looking at Alastor's wound. Alastor laughed maniacally and holds his hair with his other hand then looks at Lucifer still having his smile but looks like he is in terrible pain, his ears were also down too (I LOVE WHEN HIS EARS GO DOWNNN). Lucifer looked at him with a genuine, worried look. "Just-just let me help you. If you want the pain to go away that is." Lucifer said approaching Alastor slowly till he reached in front of him. Alastor just didn't know what to say or do, it's true the pain is unbearable and he wanted to go away but not this way, he didn't want the King of Hell looking at his pain or weakness. "Make it quick." Alastor said embarrassed but mad so he looked away making sure not looking at Lucifer. Lucifer smiled and put his hand gently onto his stomach and his hand started glowing. Alastor didn't like the idea that Lucifer was touching his stomach so he grabbed Lucifer hand tightly and tried to take it off.

But he stopped as he felt the pain go away more and more. After a few moments past, Lucifer took off his hand off Alastor's stomach and stands up straight. "There! All fixed." Lucifer said happily and proud. Alastor looked down in embarrassment still keeping his smile and ears down. "Great. Now get out." Alastor said angrily and flustered from embarrassment. Lucifer's smile faded and he rolled his eyes and sat down next to Alastor (on the bed guys🤫🧏‍♀️). "Wow.. you really don't know how to say 'thank you' huh?" Lucifer said smiling and he glanced up at Alastor fluffy red and black ears, tempted to touch them. Alastor scoffed and he looked at Lucifer who was staring at his ears. "Is there a problem?" Alastor said tilting his head in confusion, which made his ears move more. Lucifer just smiled brightly still staring at his ears, wanting to touch them soooo bad. "Can I-" Lucifer said while reaching his hand to Alastor's ears. Alastor looked at him angrily and grabbed Lucifer's hand and pinned it on the bed. "Don't. Touch." Alastor said with radio dials in his eyes. Lucifer looked away angrily that he couldn't pet Alastor's fluffy ears. "Whatever.." Lucifer said while looking away. Then Lucifer looked up at Alastor and looked away embarrassed.

"Hey uhm, let's make a deal."

Author's note: HEYY so guys my phone got taken awayyy that's why I couldn't post this chapter but here it is!